1000 Roopa

1000 /- രൂപക്ക് എന്തു വാങ്ങിച്ചാലും ഒരു സാരി ഫ്രീ!

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ടിന്റുമോന്‍ 1000/- രൂപയ്ക്കു ചില്ലറ വാങ്ങിച്ചു സാരി വേണമെന്നു പറഞ്ഞു ബഹളം വക്കുന്നു...  

Professor

Professor : What is "attention deficit hyperactive disorder"?
Tintumon : "JIMBALAKKADI BAMBA"
Professor : I don't understand anything.
Tintumon : Same to you...

Tintumon Rocks

Tintumonte Prarthana

Tintumonum Auto Driverum

Tintumon Auto Driverodu: Town vare pokumo?
Driver: Pokum…
Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???

Condom Ennal?

Tintumon: Appooppa "condom" ennal entha?
Appooppan: Podaa...poyirunnu padikku, enikk athonnum ariyilla.
Titntumon: Athupara... chummathalla ammoomma 10 pettathu!!!

Kili Polathe Pennu

Tintumon friendinu vendi pennu kaanikkan koode poyi...
Pennu kandu kazhinjathinu shesham
Friend: Neeyalleda paranjathu pennu kili kili poleyundu ennu...
Tintumon: Athe entha ipo prashnam?
Friend: Aval karuthu kaakaye pole undeda.
Tintumon: Kaakayenthaa kiliyalle??

Mistake

Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake"
Tintumon: "I was made by a mistake"

Chicken Biriyani

Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.
Tintumon : "Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla"
Dundumol : "Enthu patti ?"
Tintumon : "Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …"

Exclamatory Sentence

English teacher:"a beautiful young girl is walking down the road", change this to exclamatory sentence.

Tintumon:"aliya!!! oru charak ponu da!!!"