Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Cheetha Koottukettu

Oru divasam Achan Tintumonodu : Da... nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu.. enthadaa ithu..??
Tintumon : Ellaam cheetha koottukettu kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar..., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.

Suicide

Thoongi chaavan poya Tintumon kayar potti thazhe veenu.
Pottiya kayarileku nokki dheshythode Tintumon : Ho, pandaram... ippo thazhe veenu chathene..!!!

Motta

Teacher : Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon : Physics Miss, English Miss, Maths Miss, Social Miss!!!

Train

Lady : Is this my train?
Tintumon : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Tintumon : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.!!!

AMMA

Achan : Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alledaa.??
Tintu Mon : Njan THILAKAN FANaaa...!