Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Ente Seat

Bussil Oral : Ithu ente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu...
Tintumon : Enkil oru double mundu bussinte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo...!

Tintumon's First Interview

Interviewer : Tell me opposite words.. "Cool"
Tintumon : "Hot"

Interviewer : "Girl"
Tintumon : "Boy"

Interviewer : "India"
Tintumon : "Pakistan"

Interviewer : "Good Keep it up"
Tintumon : "Bad Put it down"

Interviewer : "Stop It"
Tintumon : "Start that"

Interviewer : "Idiot Get Out"
Tintumon : "Clever Come in"

Interviewer : "Oh my God"
Tintumon : "Oh your devil"

Interviewer : "I rejected You"
Tintumon : "You appointed Me"

Kuliseen

Tintumon veettile velakkari kulikkunnathu ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma : DAA...!
Tintumon : Shhh!! ocha undakkathe, aval nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa..."

Vedimarunnu

Tintumon medical shopil :
Tintumon: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Salesman : Ella manunnum kittum.
Tintumon : Ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa...!

Tintumon In Govt. Hospital

Govt. Hospitalil admittaya Tintumonodu : Enganeyundu ividem?
Tintumon : Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene...!