Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.

Definition of Chammal

Definition of chammal (by Master Tintumon) :
"Chammal is the Vingal of the mind & Mangal of the face..!"

Njanum Thottu..!!

Tintumon : Acha.., Ente classile Thomas examinu thottu.
Achan : Athil athishayikan onumila, avante achanum oru marakazhuthayaa...
Tintumon : Njanum thottu..!!

O.P Counter

O.P counteril irikkunna Tintumon patientinodu : Entha peru?
Patient : U.T.Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyar!
Tintumon :Shashi ennu vilikkum, appo vannonam...!

Science Exam

Science examinu zero mark kittiya Tintumonod Achan : Enthu pattiyedaa?
Tintumon : Acha... Shasthram jayichu, manushyan thottu.!!