Socialism

Tintumon : Teacher, I Love You...!
Teacher : Nee Thallukollum.
Tintumon : Njan paranjal thallukollum... Chacko Mash paranjaal UMMA kodukkum...!!!...
Ithano socialism??

New Theory in Maths

Tintumon's Maths Theory.
Eq 1: Study = Don't Fail
Eq 2: Don't Study = Fail
Eq 1 + Eq 2 => Study + Don't Study = Don't Fail + Fail
                    => Study ( 1 + Don't ) = Fail ( 1 + Don't )
                ie => Study = Fail

So... Dont Study..!!!

Children's Day...!!!

Teacher : November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu...??
Tintumon : February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju 10 maasam thikayunnathu kondu...!!

Barile Book

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu.
Achan : Nee enthinada Baril poyathu?
Tintumon : Book vanganaa...!
Achan : Barilanodaa.. book vilikkunathu..??
Tintumon : Athu pinne, innale marannu vechathu vangan vendi poyatha...!!!

The Film Blue

Teacher : " I saw the film Blue Yesterday " Convert it into malayalam.
Tintumon : Teacher innale Blue Film kandu.

Comment on Love

Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth. - Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth.! - Master Tintumon

First Silent Film in Malayalam

Teacher : Which was the first Silent Film in Malayalam....?
Tintumon : If the film was silent, how could you know it was Malayalam...?

Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

Teacher : What is the difference between love marriage & arranged marriage ..?
Tintumon : In love marriage, you marry your own boyfriend, and in arranged you marry another girl's boyfriend..., thats all...!!!

Semiyum Finalum

Tintumon girlfriend-inte kalyanathinu poyi.
Penninte Achan : Nee aaraa...?
Tintumon : Njan semiyil thottayala..., innu final kanan vannathaa...!

Beer and Ice Cream

Tintumonum Achanum Achante friendum koode Barhotel-il kayari.
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream.
Tintumon Achanodu : Entha Achaa... Achante Friend Beer kudikkille....?

Dadi

Teacher : Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintumon : Dadi!!!
Teacher : Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon : Achane "Da" Ennum, Ammaye "Di" Ennum..!!

Tintumon Vaidyasalayil

Vaidyasalayil chenna Tintumon : Give me a bottle of "TEN CORNER RICE LIKE"!
Salesman : Enthonnaa???
Tintumon : Oh! English ariyilla alle? oru kuppi Dashamoolaarishtam thaado...!

Porotta...

Tintumon joli thedi oru hotelil : Enikk ivide oru joli tharumo?
Hotel Muthalali : Ninakku porotta adikkan ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Nalla kari aanenkinl oru 8 ennam adikkam.!!!

Kadalile Maavu

Teacher : Kadalinte naduvil oru maavu nattaal athil ninnum engane maanga parikkaam?
Tintumon : Oru kiliyeppole parannu poyi parikkaam.!
Teacher : Kiliyaayi ninte achan parakkumodaa?
Tintumon : Kadalinte naduvil ningalude appan poyi maavu nadumo... thalle?

H1-N1

Teacher : H1N1 parathiyathu aaraanu?
Tintumon : Aaraano kuzhachathum chuttathum, avar thanneyavum parathiyathum.!

Simham

Zoo Manager : Simhathinte koodu adacho.?
Tintumon : Illa.
Zoo Manager : Athentha adakkathathu.??
Tintumon : Oh! Simhathine okke aaru pidichondu pokana...!

Ammayeppole...

Tintumon : I love You Tulasi...
Tulasiyude Amma : Eda, njaanivide nilkkunnathu nee kandilledaa...?
Tintumon : Sorry, njaan ningale ente ammaye poleyaa kaanunnathu...!!!

Ethayirunnu Exam?

Dundumon : Da... Tintu ninakk innu ethu exam aayirunnu...?
Tintumon : Maths aanennu thonnunnu...!
Dundumon : Athentha angane... Nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle?...!!!
Tintumon : Ezhuthi, pakshe... enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu, appol maths aavaanaa chance...!

Test

Achan : Testinu poyitt enthayeda?
Tintumon : Fail aayi.
Achan :  Nee ini enne achaa ennu vilikkanda.
Tintumon : Ithu class test aanu, allaathe DNA test alla.!

Enthu Manassilaayi?

Teacher : Ithrayum neram njan padippichathil ninnum enthu manassilaayi?
Tintumon : Vaikunneram theerchayaayum tutionu pokanamennu manassilaayi.!!!

Avalkk English Ariyilla...

Tintumon : "Appurathe veettile aa penninu English ariyilla."
Achan : Athengane ninakkariyaam?
Tintumon : "Give me a kiss" ennu njan paranjappol aval enikku 2 adiyaa thannathu.!!!

Prove Juice=Soap

Prove Juice=Soap
Tintumon : From Newton's 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply 'A' on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
'FA' is a soap and 'MAA' is juice
Hence proved.

Interview With Sugathakumari

Tintumon was writing exam...
Question : "Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari."
Tintumon Utharamezhuthi...
Njan : Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari : Samayamilla mone... poyittu pinne vaa...
Njan : Sari teacher...

Ninte Montha Kandal...

Wife : Purakil irikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninte montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

Vyathyasam

Teacher : Tintumonu neendhal ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Illa.
Teacher : Kashtam! pattikalkkupolum neenthal ariyam, ava ninnekkal ethra bhedhamanu!
Tintumon : Mashinu neendhan ariyaamo?
Teacher : Pinne.. Ariyam.
Tintumon : Appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vyathiyasam...!

Plastic Surgery

Tintumon Doctorodu : Plastic sugery cheyyan ethra roopayakum?
Doctor : 50000 roopa.
Tintumon : Any discount?
Doctor : No.
Tintumon : Plastic njan konduvannalo...?

Nercha

Appan : Mone, ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu.
Tintumon : Chathichallo appa, Ente mone Pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva...!

Dedication

Tintumon called FM radio & said,
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13, Halls rd, Kannur..."
Radio Jocky : How honest..., So you want to return his purse...?
Tintumon : No..., I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.!

Only After Marriage...!

Tintumon and his girl friend were sitting in a lonely garden...
Tintumon started touching the girl friend...
Girl Friend : Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
Tintumon : OK, call me after your marriage...!

Coin Njan Idaam...!

A girl checks her weight - 58 kg,
she removed chappals - 56 kg,
then bag - 53 kg,
then shall - 52 kg,

But coin theernu...

Pirakil Ninna Tintumon  :
"you carry on, coin njan idaam.!"

Viswasam...!

Police kallanaya Tintuvinodu : Nee ippozhum ottakkano moshanam?
Tintumon : Athe sir, ikkalath oruthaneyum viswasikkan pattilla...!

Great Love Messege and Reply

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him.

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams,
 if you are crying send me your tears,
 if you are laughing send me your laughter".

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..

Njan Late Aakum... Nee Kazhicho...!

Tintumonum wifum thammil pinangi...Tintumon wifinu phone cheyyunnu...
Tintumon : Rathri enthadi kazhikkaan...?
Wife : Visham.!!!
Tintumon : Njan late aakum... Nee kazhichu kidanno...!

Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol Mindaruthu...!

Tintumonum Achanum Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol..

Tintumon : Achaa oru kaaryam parayan undayirunnu.
Achan : Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu.

Bhakshanam Kazhicha Shesham...

Achan : Ini para entha parayaan ullathu....?
Tintumon : Achante food il oru puzhu chathu kidakkunnundayirunnu...!

Pashuvinte Colour

Tintumon : Ningalude Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…?
Pathros Chettan : Athu Jersy aanu.
Tintumon : Oho! Jersy aano? Njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu.!

Silence Please

Tuttumol : Sarkar officil "silence please", ennezhuthi vechirikkunnath enthina..?
Tintumon : Avideyullavarude urakkam kalayaathirikkaan...!

Karendum Kaattum

Teacher : Karendum Kaattum thammilulla bandhamenth?
Tintumon : Kaattadichal karendu povum, karandadichal kaattum povum.!

Sradha

Ammavan : Tppu Sulthan aaraa?
Tintumon : Ariyilla.
Ammavan : Padithathil sradhikkanam!

Tintumon : Babu uncle aaraa?
Ammavan : Ariyilla.
Tintumon : Ammayiye sradhikkanam.!!!

Sathyathinte Vila

Tintumon : Njann innale cricket bat kondu T.V thalli pottichu, Achan chodichappol njaana cheythathu ennum paranju, Pakshe achan enne onnum cheythilla.!
Teacher : Kando..., athaa sathyathinte vila.!
Tintumon : Kuntham... appozhum cricket bat ente kayyil thanne undarunnu, athaa Achan onnum mindathirunnathu...!

Leave

Pattalakkaranaya Tintumon Officerodu : Sir, enikku leave venam.
Officer : Leave enthinaa?
Tintumon : Ente bharya prasavichu.
Officer : Kallam, nee nattil poyittu 2 varsham ayi, pinne engane bharya prasavikum...
Tintumon : Athu chodikana njan pokunnathu.!

Muttuvin Thurakkappedum

Father : Muttuvin thurakkappedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam?
Tintumon : Annu 'calling bell' illayirunnu Father...!!!

Prachodanam

Ottamalsarathil first prize kittiya Tintumonodu News Reporter : "Ningalkku prachodanam nalkunnathu aaranu?"
Tintumon : "Bharya..., Swarnnam kittiyillenkil kalu thalli odikkumennaa avalu paranjirikkennea...!"

Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

Teacher : Which one you like, love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage.
Teahcher : Why?
Tintumon : A known Devil is better than an unknown Ghost.!

How do you do?

An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English Man : Good morning, how do you do?
Tintumon : Usually we remove the underwear and then do, how do you do?

Sisters

Father to Tintumon : Why can you not think every girl as your sister?
Tintumon : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

Veedinte Vilakku

Sandhya aayappol Tintumon theepettiyumay Tuttumolude adutheeku...
Tuttumol :.Amme, they ee Tintumon enne kathiykkan varunnu.
Amma : Eda, neeyente kayyeennu medikkum.
Tintumon : Ammayalle kurachu nerathe paranjathu, ivalaanu ee veedinte vilakkennu...!

Group Photo

Classil group photo eduthathinu shesham athu vangan motivate cheyyunna Teacher : Valuthayi kazhiyumbol ningal ithinte vila ariyum. Annu ningal parayum, "Ithu Ramu, ivan innu doctor aanu. Ithu raju, ivan ippol Americayil aanu."
Udane Tintumon : " Ithu Teacher, Talla tattippoyi...!!!"

Tintumonte Ragging

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said :
"Da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und...nee ithil onnedukkanam."
Student : "Appol?"
Tintumon : "If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum...
Student : Appol 6 kittiyal?
Tintumon : Appol nammal veendum kalikkum...!!!

Freez Aakatha Liquid

Teacher : "Freeze aakatha oru liquidinte peru parayoo."
Tintumon : "Chooduvellam.!"

Stiching

Kaalu Murinju Hospitalil stich idan chenna Tintumon : Fees Ethrayakum, Doctor?
Doctor : 1500 Roopa.
Tintumon : Veruthe 2 stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda.!