Tintumon Video : Romantic Tintumon

Revenge

Achan : Eda, njan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville... appol nee ninte vishamam mattan enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon : Njan veettile toilet nallapole kazhuki vrithi aakkum.
Achan : Athu kond ninte vishmam engane theerum??
Tintumon : Njan toilet vrithi aakkunath Achante toothbrush kondaa...!!!

Mudinja Premam

Achan : Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"! Naatil muzhuvan paattayi! Aake naanakkedayi...Ini aarenkilum ariyan undoda?
Tintumon : Aval arinjittilla...!!!

Apoppan Marichu

Tintumon : Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma : Alla mone, apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon : Appam eppazha kari vekkunne!!!

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook!!

Cigarattu Valiyum Cancerum

Dundumon : "Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?
Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu...!

Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

English Grammer Class

Tintumon : I am sleep with dad last night.
Teacher corrects him : No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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Tintumon : So.. you came after I slept..?

Teacharude Maravi

Tintumon : Amme... teacherkku bhayankara maraviya...
Amma : Athentha...?
Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu aranennu.!!

Child Marriage

Teacher : Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon : Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher : Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon : He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!

Maths

Teacher : "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon : "A wrong answer."

Tintumonte Chenda

Tintumon : Achaa.., Enikkoru chenda vangi tharumo?
Achan : Illa, nee athu kondu mattullavare shalyam cheyyum.
Tintumon : Illacha..., njan athu ellavarum urangiyaale edukkathollu...!

Mottennu Viriyathaval

UKG-yil padikunna Tintumonod LKG-yil padikunna Pinkimol : "I Love you Da.."
Tintumon : Pha...dash mole.! Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njanenthu cheyyana...

Worst Youth

Tintumon : The youth nowadays are getting Worse!!
Friend : Why do you say that?
Tintumon : When I was in Temple, a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarathi. I was shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Sambhavam

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Kudamattam

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna Tintumonodu Achan : Engottadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrissur poorathinu povaa... avide kuda maatamundennu kettu, ee kuda maarikitumonu nokkatte.!

Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
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Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.

Definition of Chammal

Definition of chammal (by Master Tintumon) :
"Chammal is the Vingal of the mind & Mangal of the face..!"

Njanum Thottu..!!

Tintumon : Acha.., Ente classile Thomas examinu thottu.
Achan : Athil athishayikan onumila, avante achanum oru marakazhuthayaa...
Tintumon : Njanum thottu..!!

O.P Counter

O.P counteril irikkunna Tintumon patientinodu : Entha peru?
Patient : U.T.Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyar!
Tintumon :Shashi ennu vilikkum, appo vannonam...!

Science Exam

Science examinu zero mark kittiya Tintumonod Achan : Enthu pattiyedaa?
Tintumon : Acha... Shasthram jayichu, manushyan thottu.!!

Quatation Team

Teacher : Krishnane vadhikkuvaan Kamsan Asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnum namuku enthu manasilakkam?
Tintumon : Annum "Quatation Team" undayirunnu ennu manassilakkam!!!

Laziness

In English exam there was an essay writing, titled, what is laziness?
Tintumon left 3Pages blank & wrote in the end, "This is laziness"!

Sagar Alias Jacky

Marubhoomiyil vech tintumon oralod : Ningalano Sagar Alias Jacky?
Man : YES, engane manasilay?
Tintumon : Marubhoomiyil vere aara raincoat ittondu nadakkuka?!!!

Why Are You Late?

Teacher : Why are you late? Ninte koottukaroke krithya samayathu vannalo.!
Tintumon : Sir, "POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but "SIMHAM" ottaykke varoo...

A Sad Love Letter

Ente sneham Nee thiricharinjilla….
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Superman-te padamula ente rubber, Donald duck water bottle...
Ellam potte..., Ente A B C D ezhutiya 4 line book vare njan thanile...?
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Ennitum Nee matram... Nee matram poyi...
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Onnam Classilekk..
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UKG supli ezhutan tintumonte jeevitham iniyum baki.

With a broken heart,
Ennum Ennum ninte...

Tintumon UKG B.

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Tuttumol Std 1B.

Who Killed the Cat?

English Teacher : Who killed the cat?
Begin this sentence with "by"...
Tintumon : By the by, who killed the cat?

Tintumon Chayakkadayil

Tintumon : Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum?
Waiter : 5 glass kollum.
Tintumon : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 light!!!

Smoking

Tintumon was smoking in front of his father..
Friend Askd : Are you smoking infront of your father?
Tintumon : Achanalle, petrol pump onnum allallo...??!!

Pendrive

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum?
Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!

Lipstick and FeviQuick

Achan : Ninte amma entha innu mindaathirikkunne?
Tintumon : Amma Lipstick chodichu, njan FeviQuick koduthu..!

Leek

Kazhuthinu Operation Kazhinja Tintu Doctorodu : Doctor, Kurachu Vellam...
Doctor : Oh! Dhahikunnundalle?
Tintumon : Alla, "Leekundo Ennu Nokkana..."!

Raasavaakyam

Teacher to Tuttumon : What is "Al2 O3"?
Tuttumon : "Alumina"
Then Teacher to Tintumon : What is "Fe2 O3"?
Tintumon : "Filomina"

Pradima

Tintumon : Chettanaano aa karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude pradima undaakkiyathu?
Artist : Kazhuthe..Karimpu thinnunna kuttiyo? Odakuzhal vaayikkunna Krishnanaada athu..!!

I Miss You

Once Tintu's teacher sent a message to him : "I Miss You"
Tintumon thinked for a long time and replied : "I Student You"

Surprise

Tintumon : Amme, enikkoru aniyathiye venam.
Amma : Eda, ninte achan gulfilalle, achan varumbol namukku parayaam...
Tintumon : Athu pattilla, achan varumbol oru surprise aakatte.!

Quotes

I like to walk in the rain, so nobody sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Master Tintumon

Ente Seat

Bussil Oral : Ithu ente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu...
Tintumon : Enkil oru double mundu bussinte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo...!

Tintumon's First Interview

Interviewer : Tell me opposite words.. "Cool"
Tintumon : "Hot"

Interviewer : "Girl"
Tintumon : "Boy"

Interviewer : "India"
Tintumon : "Pakistan"

Interviewer : "Good Keep it up"
Tintumon : "Bad Put it down"

Interviewer : "Stop It"
Tintumon : "Start that"

Interviewer : "Idiot Get Out"
Tintumon : "Clever Come in"

Interviewer : "Oh my God"
Tintumon : "Oh your devil"

Interviewer : "I rejected You"
Tintumon : "You appointed Me"

Kuliseen

Tintumon veettile velakkari kulikkunnathu ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma : DAA...!
Tintumon : Shhh!! ocha undakkathe, aval nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa..."

Vedimarunnu

Tintumon medical shopil :
Tintumon: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Salesman : Ella manunnum kittum.
Tintumon : Ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa...!

Tintumon In Govt. Hospital

Govt. Hospitalil admittaya Tintumonodu : Enganeyundu ividem?
Tintumon : Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene...!

Tintumon's Answer Sheet

Tintumonte Answer Sheet

Q 1. Changathi nannaayaal.........?
Ans. Changathikku kollam...!

Q 2. Mookkilla rajyathu.............?
Ans. Jaladhosham illa...!

Pichakkaran

Pichakkaran : "Ammaa..., vallathum tharane...! Enikku samsaarikkaan kazhiyilla... oru ooma aane..."
Tintumon : "Adutha veettil poyi chodikk... enikku chevi kelkkilla...!!"

Bus Accident

Flash News : College bus marinju oru girls collegile teachers ulppede 27 perkku parikku...!!...Bike-il povukayayirunna "Tintumone" kaanan eallavarm valathu vashatheakku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam eannu sakshikal paranju...!!!

Aaril Anju Poyal..?

Maths Teacher : "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum?"
Tintumon : "Anjuvinte shavam kittum. Avalku neenthan ariyathathaa...!"

Tintumon - The Poet

"Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyoo..."
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"Tintumon - The Poet"

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Samshayam.

Tintumon : Achaa.., oru samshayam.
Achan : Enthadaa..?
Tintumon : Vayasakumpol manushyarkku chevi kelkkathe varumo.?
Achan : Vayasayal chilarku chevi kelkkathe varum.. Entha karyam..?
Tintumon : Oru cycle venamennu 2 maasamayi parayunnu... Ivide aarum ath kelkkunnilla..!!

Tintumonte Rosham

Njan karanju, oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla...
Enikkoru vishamam vannu, oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla....
Enikku santhosham vannu, oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla...
Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu... aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum athu kandu..!!

Tintumonte Kozhi

Tuttumon : Nee enthina karayunne??
Tintumon : Ente kozhi chathu poyi.
Tuttumon : Ente achan marichappol polum njaa karanjilla
Tintumon : Ninte achan mutta idumayirunondaa...?