Sradha

Ammavan : Tppu Sulthan aaraa?
Tintumon : Ariyilla.
Ammavan : Padithathil sradhikkanam!

Tintumon : Babu uncle aaraa?
Ammavan : Ariyilla.
Tintumon : Ammayiye sradhikkanam.!!!

Sathyathinte Vila

Tintumon : Njann innale cricket bat kondu T.V thalli pottichu, Achan chodichappol njaana cheythathu ennum paranju, Pakshe achan enne onnum cheythilla.!
Teacher : Kando..., athaa sathyathinte vila.!
Tintumon : Kuntham... appozhum cricket bat ente kayyil thanne undarunnu, athaa Achan onnum mindathirunnathu...!

Leave

Pattalakkaranaya Tintumon Officerodu : Sir, enikku leave venam.
Officer : Leave enthinaa?
Tintumon : Ente bharya prasavichu.
Officer : Kallam, nee nattil poyittu 2 varsham ayi, pinne engane bharya prasavikum...
Tintumon : Athu chodikana njan pokunnathu.!

Muttuvin Thurakkappedum

Father : Muttuvin thurakkappedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam?
Tintumon : Annu 'calling bell' illayirunnu Father...!!!

Prachodanam

Ottamalsarathil first prize kittiya Tintumonodu News Reporter : "Ningalkku prachodanam nalkunnathu aaranu?"
Tintumon : "Bharya..., Swarnnam kittiyillenkil kalu thalli odikkumennaa avalu paranjirikkennea...!"

Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

Teacher : Which one you like, love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage.
Teahcher : Why?
Tintumon : A known Devil is better than an unknown Ghost.!

How do you do?

An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English Man : Good morning, how do you do?
Tintumon : Usually we remove the underwear and then do, how do you do?

Sisters

Father to Tintumon : Why can you not think every girl as your sister?
Tintumon : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?