Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Quatation Team

Teacher : Krishnane vadhikkuvaan Kamsan Asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnum namuku enthu manasilakkam?
Tintumon : Annum "Quatation Team" undayirunnu ennu manassilakkam!!!

Laziness

In English exam there was an essay writing, titled, what is laziness?
Tintumon left 3Pages blank & wrote in the end, "This is laziness"!

Sagar Alias Jacky

Marubhoomiyil vech tintumon oralod : Ningalano Sagar Alias Jacky?
Man : YES, engane manasilay?
Tintumon : Marubhoomiyil vere aara raincoat ittondu nadakkuka?!!!

Why Are You Late?

Teacher : Why are you late? Ninte koottukaroke krithya samayathu vannalo.!
Tintumon : Sir, "POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but "SIMHAM" ottaykke varoo...

A Sad Love Letter

Ente sneham Nee thiricharinjilla….
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Superman-te padamula ente rubber, Donald duck water bottle...
Ellam potte..., Ente A B C D ezhutiya 4 line book vare njan thanile...?
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Ennitum Nee matram... Nee matram poyi...
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Onnam Classilekk..
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UKG supli ezhutan tintumonte jeevitham iniyum baki.

With a broken heart,
Ennum Ennum ninte...

Tintumon UKG B.

To
Tuttumol Std 1B.

Who Killed the Cat?

English Teacher : Who killed the cat?
Begin this sentence with "by"...
Tintumon : By the by, who killed the cat?