Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Samshayam.

Tintumon : Achaa.., oru samshayam.
Achan : Enthadaa..?
Tintumon : Vayasakumpol manushyarkku chevi kelkkathe varumo.?
Achan : Vayasayal chilarku chevi kelkkathe varum.. Entha karyam..?
Tintumon : Oru cycle venamennu 2 maasamayi parayunnu... Ivide aarum ath kelkkunnilla..!!

Tintumonte Rosham

Njan karanju, oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla...
Enikkoru vishamam vannu, oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla....
Enikku santhosham vannu, oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla...
Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu... aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum athu kandu..!!

Tintumonte Kozhi

Tuttumon : Nee enthina karayunne??
Tintumon : Ente kozhi chathu poyi.
Tuttumon : Ente achan marichappol polum njaa karanjilla
Tintumon : Ninte achan mutta idumayirunondaa...?

Ullile Sneham

Tintumon oru Penkuttiyod : Ennodu sneham undekil nale nee white dress ittu varanm.
Piettenu penkutti black dress ittu vannu...
Tintumon : Avalkk ennodu Ullil sneham und, aval kuninjappol njan kandu.

Tintumon's English

Tintumon only speaks English at house, a conversation between Tintumon and Mom :
"Mother you marry the cow I will rotate it."
He meant.....(Amma pashuvine kett, njan karakkaam)