Only After Marriage...!

Tintumon and his girl friend were sitting in a lonely garden...
Tintumon started touching the girl friend...
Girl Friend : Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
Tintumon : OK, call me after your marriage...!

Coin Njan Idaam...!

A girl checks her weight - 58 kg,
she removed chappals - 56 kg,
then bag - 53 kg,
then shall - 52 kg,

But coin theernu...

Pirakil Ninna Tintumon  :
"you carry on, coin njan idaam.!"

Viswasam...!

Police kallanaya Tintuvinodu : Nee ippozhum ottakkano moshanam?
Tintumon : Athe sir, ikkalath oruthaneyum viswasikkan pattilla...!

Great Love Messege and Reply

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him.

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams,
 if you are crying send me your tears,
 if you are laughing send me your laughter".

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..

Njan Late Aakum... Nee Kazhicho...!

Tintumonum wifum thammil pinangi...Tintumon wifinu phone cheyyunnu...
Tintumon : Rathri enthadi kazhikkaan...?
Wife : Visham.!!!
Tintumon : Njan late aakum... Nee kazhichu kidanno...!

Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol Mindaruthu...!

Tintumonum Achanum Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol..

Tintumon : Achaa oru kaaryam parayan undayirunnu.
Achan : Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu.

Bhakshanam Kazhicha Shesham...

Achan : Ini para entha parayaan ullathu....?
Tintumon : Achante food il oru puzhu chathu kidakkunnundayirunnu...!