Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
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Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.

Definition of Chammal

Definition of chammal (by Master Tintumon) :
"Chammal is the Vingal of the mind & Mangal of the face..!"

Njanum Thottu..!!

Tintumon : Acha.., Ente classile Thomas examinu thottu.
Achan : Athil athishayikan onumila, avante achanum oru marakazhuthayaa...
Tintumon : Njanum thottu..!!

O.P Counter

O.P counteril irikkunna Tintumon patientinodu : Entha peru?
Patient : U.T.Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyar!
Tintumon :Shashi ennu vilikkum, appo vannonam...!

Science Exam

Science examinu zero mark kittiya Tintumonod Achan : Enthu pattiyedaa?
Tintumon : Acha... Shasthram jayichu, manushyan thottu.!!