Helicopter Dosa

Tintumon and Dundumol are in a hotel.
Waiter : What do you want?
Dundumol : I need a plane dosa.
Tintumon thinks for a while and then said : Well! I'll take helicopter dosa.!

Punishment

Dundumon is laughing in the class.
Teacher : y r u laughing??
Dundumon : I saw 1 strip of ur bra...
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 week.
Then Tuttumon started laughing....
Teacher : Hey y r u laughing?
Tuttumon : I saw both strips of ur bra..
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 month...
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK,
Tintumon started walking out of the class...
Teacher : Where r u going???
Tintumon : I think my school days r over.!!!

Gum

Vazhiyorathu gum vilikunna aal : Enthu pottiyalum ottichu tharum kadannu varoo, kadannu varoo...
Tintumon : Padakam pottiyal ottichu tharumo???

Car Break

Tintumon speedil car oadikkumpol Tintumonte Achan : Enthinada ithrayum speed?
Tintumon : Carinte break poyi, namukk accident aavunnathinu munpu veettilethan nokkaam...!

English Grammer

Tintumon : Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher : Tintumon, "MAY I" go to the toilet?
Tintumon : But I asked first!