Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.
Showing posts with label Girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girl. Show all posts

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Ullile Sneham

Tintumon oru Penkuttiyod : Ennodu sneham undekil nale nee white dress ittu varanm.
Piettenu penkutti black dress ittu vannu...
Tintumon : Avalkk ennodu Ullil sneham und, aval kuninjappol njan kandu.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Avalkk English Ariyilla...

Tintumon : "Appurathe veettile aa penninu English ariyilla."
Achan : Athengane ninakkariyaam?
Tintumon : "Give me a kiss" ennu njan paranjappol aval enikku 2 adiyaa thannathu.!!!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Coin Njan Idaam...!

A girl checks her weight - 58 kg,
she removed chappals - 56 kg,
then bag - 53 kg,
then shall - 52 kg,

But coin theernu...

Pirakil Ninna Tintumon  :
"you carry on, coin njan idaam.!"

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Kili Polathe Pennu

Tintumon friendinu vendi pennu kaanikkan koode poyi...
Pennu kandu kazhinjathinu shesham
Friend: Neeyalleda paranjathu pennu kili kili poleyundu ennu...
Tintumon: Athe entha ipo prashnam?
Friend: Aval karuthu kaakaye pole undeda.
Tintumon: Kaakayenthaa kiliyalle??

Exclamatory Sentence

English teacher:"a beautiful young girl is walking down the road", change this to exclamatory sentence.

Tintumon:"aliya!!! oru charak ponu da!!!"