Worst Youth

Tintumon : The youth nowadays are getting Worse!!
Friend : Why do you say that?
Tintumon : When I was in Temple, a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarathi. I was shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Cheetha Koottukettu

Oru divasam Achan Tintumonodu : Da... nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu.. enthadaa ithu..??
Tintumon : Ellaam cheetha koottukettu kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar..., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.

Beer and Ice Cream

Tintumonum Achanum Achante friendum koode Barhotel-il kayari.
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream.
Tintumon Achanodu : Entha Achaa... Achante Friend Beer kudikkille....?