Revenge

Achan : Eda, njan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville... appol nee ninte vishamam mattan enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon : Njan veettile toilet nallapole kazhuki vrithi aakkum.
Achan : Athu kond ninte vishmam engane theerum??
Tintumon : Njan toilet vrithi aakkunath Achante toothbrush kondaa...!!!

Mudinja Premam

Achan : Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"! Naatil muzhuvan paattayi! Aake naanakkedayi...Ini aarenkilum ariyan undoda?
Tintumon : Aval arinjittilla...!!!

Apoppan Marichu

Tintumon : Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma : Alla mone, apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon : Appam eppazha kari vekkunne!!!

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook!!

Cigarattu Valiyum Cancerum

Dundumon : "Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?
Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu...!