Wedding Ring

On a romantic day Tintumon's Girlfriend asks him :
"Darling on our wedding day will you give me a ring??"
Tintumon : "Ya, sure, From Land line or Mobile Phone ??"

Semiyum Finalum

Tintumon girlfriend-inte kalyanathinu poyi.
Penninte Achan : Nee aaraa...?
Tintumon : Njan semiyil thottayala..., innu final kanan vannathaa...!

Only After Marriage...!

Tintumon and his girl friend were sitting in a lonely garden...
Tintumon started touching the girl friend...
Girl Friend : Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
Tintumon : OK, call me after your marriage...!

Great Love Messege and Reply

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him.

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams,
 if you are crying send me your tears,
 if you are laughing send me your laughter".

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..