Revenge

Achan : Eda, njan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville... appol nee ninte vishamam mattan enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon : Njan veettile toilet nallapole kazhuki vrithi aakkum.
Achan : Athu kond ninte vishmam engane theerum??
Tintumon : Njan toilet vrithi aakkunath Achante toothbrush kondaa...!!!

Mudinja Premam

Achan : Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"! Naatil muzhuvan paattayi! Aake naanakkedayi...Ini aarenkilum ariyan undoda?
Tintumon : Aval arinjittilla...!!!

Tintumonte Chenda

Tintumon : Achaa.., Enikkoru chenda vangi tharumo?
Achan : Illa, nee athu kondu mattullavare shalyam cheyyum.
Tintumon : Illacha..., njan athu ellavarum urangiyaale edukkathollu...!

Kudamattam

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna Tintumonodu Achan : Engottadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrissur poorathinu povaa... avide kuda maatamundennu kettu, ee kuda maarikitumonu nokkatte.!

Njanum Thottu..!!

Tintumon : Acha.., Ente classile Thomas examinu thottu.
Achan : Athil athishayikan onumila, avante achanum oru marakazhuthayaa...
Tintumon : Njanum thottu..!!

Science Exam

Science examinu zero mark kittiya Tintumonod Achan : Enthu pattiyedaa?
Tintumon : Acha... Shasthram jayichu, manushyan thottu.!!

Lipstick and FeviQuick

Achan : Ninte amma entha innu mindaathirikkunne?
Tintumon : Amma Lipstick chodichu, njan FeviQuick koduthu..!

Samshayam.

Tintumon : Achaa.., oru samshayam.
Achan : Enthadaa..?
Tintumon : Vayasakumpol manushyarkku chevi kelkkathe varumo.?
Achan : Vayasayal chilarku chevi kelkkathe varum.. Entha karyam..?
Tintumon : Oru cycle venamennu 2 maasamayi parayunnu... Ivide aarum ath kelkkunnilla..!!

Car Break

Tintumon speedil car oadikkumpol Tintumonte Achan : Enthinada ithrayum speed?
Tintumon : Carinte break poyi, namukk accident aavunnathinu munpu veettilethan nokkaam...!

Kalyanam Kazhikkanam

Tintumon : Achaa..., enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkaathe schoolil pokaan pattilla..
Achan : Athenthaada?
Tintumon : Maashu paranju achanaayittallaathe ini schoolinte padi nee chavutti pokaruthennu..!

Cheetha Koottukettu

Oru divasam Achan Tintumonodu : Da... nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu.. enthadaa ithu..??
Tintumon : Ellaam cheetha koottukettu kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar..., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.

AMMA

Achan : Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alledaa.??
Tintu Mon : Njan THILAKAN FANaaa...!

Barile Book

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu.
Achan : Nee enthinada Baril poyathu?
Tintumon : Book vanganaa...!
Achan : Barilanodaa.. book vilikkunathu..??
Tintumon : Athu pinne, innale marannu vechathu vangan vendi poyatha...!!!

Beer and Ice Cream

Tintumonum Achanum Achante friendum koode Barhotel-il kayari.
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream.
Tintumon Achanodu : Entha Achaa... Achante Friend Beer kudikkille....?

Test

Achan : Testinu poyitt enthayeda?
Tintumon : Fail aayi.
Achan :  Nee ini enne achaa ennu vilikkanda.
Tintumon : Ithu class test aanu, allaathe DNA test alla.!

Avalkk English Ariyilla...

Tintumon : "Appurathe veettile aa penninu English ariyilla."
Achan : Athengane ninakkariyaam?
Tintumon : "Give me a kiss" ennu njan paranjappol aval enikku 2 adiyaa thannathu.!!!

Nercha

Appan : Mone, ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu.
Tintumon : Chathichallo appa, Ente mone Pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva...!

Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol Mindaruthu...!

Tintumonum Achanum Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol..

Tintumon : Achaa oru kaaryam parayan undayirunnu.
Achan : Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu.

Bhakshanam Kazhicha Shesham...

Achan : Ini para entha parayaan ullathu....?
Tintumon : Achante food il oru puzhu chathu kidakkunnundayirunnu...!

Sathyathinte Vila

Tintumon : Njann innale cricket bat kondu T.V thalli pottichu, Achan chodichappol njaana cheythathu ennum paranju, Pakshe achan enne onnum cheythilla.!
Teacher : Kando..., athaa sathyathinte vila.!
Tintumon : Kuntham... appozhum cricket bat ente kayyil thanne undarunnu, athaa Achan onnum mindathirunnathu...!

Sisters

Father to Tintumon : Why can you not think every girl as your sister?
Tintumon : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?