Tintumon Chayakkadayil

Tintumon : Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum?
Waiter : 5 glass kollum.
Tintumon : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 light!!!

Smoking

Tintumon was smoking in front of his father..
Friend Askd : Are you smoking infront of your father?
Tintumon : Achanalle, petrol pump onnum allallo...??!!

Pendrive

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum?
Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!

Lipstick and FeviQuick

Achan : Ninte amma entha innu mindaathirikkunne?
Tintumon : Amma Lipstick chodichu, njan FeviQuick koduthu..!

Leek

Kazhuthinu Operation Kazhinja Tintu Doctorodu : Doctor, Kurachu Vellam...
Doctor : Oh! Dhahikunnundalle?
Tintumon : Alla, "Leekundo Ennu Nokkana..."!