Thadi Kurakkanulla Margam

Dundumol : Eda Tintu, ente thadi kurakkaan oru margam paranju thadaa...
Tintumon : Athinu nee ninte thala idathekkum valathekkum thirichal mathram mathi.
Dundumol: Angane cheythaal enganeyadaa thadi kurayunne...?
Tintumon : Atho...? Ninnodu aarengilum enthenkilum thinnan parayumbolokke nee ingane cheythal mathi. Ninte thadi thaane kuranjolum.!!!

Definition of Chammal

Definition of chammal (by Master Tintumon) :
"Chammal is the Vingal of the mind & Mangal of the face..!"

Quotes

I like to walk in the rain, so nobody sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Master Tintumon

Tintumon - The Poet

"Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyoo..."
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"Tintumon - The Poet"

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Tintumon Rhymes

A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Dunduvinte Apple
E for Ente Swantham Apple
F for First Paranjille Aaa Apple

New Theory in Maths

Tintumon's Maths Theory.
Eq 1: Study = Don't Fail
Eq 2: Don't Study = Fail
Eq 1 + Eq 2 => Study + Don't Study = Don't Fail + Fail
                    => Study ( 1 + Don't ) = Fail ( 1 + Don't )
                ie => Study = Fail

So... Dont Study..!!!

Comment on Love

Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth. - Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth.! - Master Tintumon

Thermodynamic Law Of Romance.

Tintumonte "Thermodynamic Law Of Romance" :
"Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money".

Dictionary

Nepolean Said,
"the word IMPOSSIBLE is not found in my dictionary".
Hearing this, Tintumon Said,
"Athonnum ippol paranjittu karyamilla... ellam vangikkumbol tanne nokkanam".