Thadi Kurakkanulla Margam

Dundumol : Eda Tintu, ente thadi kurakkaan oru margam paranju thadaa...
Tintumon : Athinu nee ninte thala idathekkum valathekkum thirichal mathram mathi.
Dundumol: Angane cheythaal enganeyadaa thadi kurayunne...?
Tintumon : Atho...? Ninnodu aarengilum enthenkilum thinnan parayumbolokke nee ingane cheythal mathi. Ninte thadi thaane kuranjolum.!!!

Helicopter Dosa

Tintumon and Dundumol are in a hotel.
Waiter : What do you want?
Dundumol : I need a plane dosa.
Tintumon thinks for a while and then said : Well! I'll take helicopter dosa.!