Tintumon Chayakkadayil

Tintumon : Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum?
Waiter : 5 glass kollum.
Tintumon : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 light!!!

Helicopter Dosa

Tintumon and Dundumol are in a hotel.
Waiter : What do you want?
Dundumol : I need a plane dosa.
Tintumon thinks for a while and then said : Well! I'll take helicopter dosa.!

Porotta...

Tintumon joli thedi oru hotelil : Enikk ivide oru joli tharumo?
Hotel Muthalali : Ninakku porotta adikkan ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Nalla kari aanenkinl oru 8 ennam adikkam.!!!

In Coffee Shop

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee, how wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.!

TintuMon : Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup, how wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!