Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
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Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.

Njanum Thottu..!!

Tintumon : Acha.., Ente classile Thomas examinu thottu.
Achan : Athil athishayikan onumila, avante achanum oru marakazhuthayaa...
Tintumon : Njanum thottu..!!

Science Exam

Science examinu zero mark kittiya Tintumonod Achan : Enthu pattiyedaa?
Tintumon : Acha... Shasthram jayichu, manushyan thottu.!!

Laziness

In English exam there was an essay writing, titled, what is laziness?
Tintumon left 3Pages blank & wrote in the end, "This is laziness"!

Tintumon's Answer Sheet

Tintumonte Answer Sheet

Q 1. Changathi nannaayaal.........?
Ans. Changathikku kollam...!

Q 2. Mookkilla rajyathu.............?
Ans. Jaladhosham illa...!

Message Sending Failed

Tuttumon : Nale Class Test und ennu paranju tuition teacher message ayachittund, enthu cheyyanam?
Tintumon : "Message sending failed" ennu thirichu ayachekk...!

Ethayirunnu Exam?

Dundumon : Da... Tintu ninakk innu ethu exam aayirunnu...?
Tintumon : Maths aanennu thonnunnu...!
Dundumon : Athentha angane... Nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle?...!!!
Tintumon : Ezhuthi, pakshe... enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu, appol maths aavaanaa chance...!

Interview With Sugathakumari

Tintumon was writing exam...
Question : "Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari."
Tintumon Utharamezhuthi...
Njan : Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari : Samayamilla mone... poyittu pinne vaa...
Njan : Sari teacher...

Exam Tension

Teacher : Tintu, Why are you under tension? did you forget your hall ticket?

Tintumon : "No"

Teacher : ID or Calculator..?

Tintumon : "No teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam's bit today...!!!"

Scratch & Read

Tintumon examinu answers onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi,
"Scratch gently to read the answer"