Gum

Vazhiyorathu gum vilikunna aal : Enthu pottiyalum ottichu tharum kadannu varoo, kadannu varoo...
Tintumon : Padakam pottiyal ottichu tharumo???

Pencil in Horlicks Bottle

Tintumon puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle..
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Why??

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.To make the pencil taller, stronger and sharper.......He is so intelligent..

Tintumon Kulathil

Kulathil veena Tintumone aaro rakshichu.
Ayalodu Tintumon : Edo..., Thanano enne rakshichadhu...?
Ayal : Adhe.
Tintumon : Engil parayado koppe, ente oru cherippevide?...!!!

Vyathyasam

Teacher : Tintumonu neendhal ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Illa.
Teacher : Kashtam! pattikalkkupolum neenthal ariyam, ava ninnekkal ethra bhedhamanu!
Tintumon : Mashinu neendhan ariyaamo?
Teacher : Pinne.. Ariyam.
Tintumon : Appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vyathiyasam...!

Dedication

Tintumon called FM radio & said,
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13, Halls rd, Kannur..."
Radio Jocky : How honest..., So you want to return his purse...?
Tintumon : No..., I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.!

Coin Njan Idaam...!

A girl checks her weight - 58 kg,
she removed chappals - 56 kg,
then bag - 53 kg,
then shall - 52 kg,

But coin theernu...

Pirakil Ninna Tintumon  :
"you carry on, coin njan idaam.!"

Pashuvinte Colour

Tintumon : Ningalude Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…?
Pathros Chettan : Athu Jersy aanu.
Tintumon : Oho! Jersy aano? Njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu.!

Silence Please

Tuttumol : Sarkar officil "silence please", ennezhuthi vechirikkunnath enthina..?
Tintumon : Avideyullavarude urakkam kalayaathirikkaan...!

Karendum Kaattum

Teacher : Karendum Kaattum thammilulla bandhamenth?
Tintumon : Kaattadichal karendu povum, karandadichal kaattum povum.!

Leave

Pattalakkaranaya Tintumon Officerodu : Sir, enikku leave venam.
Officer : Leave enthinaa?
Tintumon : Ente bharya prasavichu.
Officer : Kallam, nee nattil poyittu 2 varsham ayi, pinne engane bharya prasavikum...
Tintumon : Athu chodikana njan pokunnathu.!

Muttuvin Thurakkappedum

Father : Muttuvin thurakkappedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam?
Tintumon : Annu 'calling bell' illayirunnu Father...!!!

Prachodanam

Ottamalsarathil first prize kittiya Tintumonodu News Reporter : "Ningalkku prachodanam nalkunnathu aaranu?"
Tintumon : "Bharya..., Swarnnam kittiyillenkil kalu thalli odikkumennaa avalu paranjirikkennea...!"

How do you do?

An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English Man : Good morning, how do you do?
Tintumon : Usually we remove the underwear and then do, how do you do?

Group Photo

Classil group photo eduthathinu shesham athu vangan motivate cheyyunna Teacher : Valuthayi kazhiyumbol ningal ithinte vila ariyum. Annu ningal parayum, "Ithu Ramu, ivan innu doctor aanu. Ithu raju, ivan ippol Americayil aanu."
Udane Tintumon : " Ithu Teacher, Talla tattippoyi...!!!"

Tintumonte Ragging

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said :
"Da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und...nee ithil onnedukkanam."
Student : "Appol?"
Tintumon : "If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum...
Student : Appol 6 kittiyal?
Tintumon : Appol nammal veendum kalikkum...!!!

Ishtappetta Song

Teacher : Tintuvinu ettavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

TintuMon : Jana Gana Mana…

Teacher : Athentha angane?

TintuMon : Athu padi kazhinjal school vidum.!

Kumbasaram

Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?
Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa...!

Tintumon Mavil

Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan :
"Mone aa mavil mangayillallo!"

Tintumon :
"Saaramilla, njan mukalil ethumbolekkum undayikkolum.!"

1000 Roopa

1000 /- രൂപക്ക് എന്തു വാങ്ങിച്ചാലും ഒരു സാരി ഫ്രീ!

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Tintumon Rocks