Mudinja Premam

Achan : Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"! Naatil muzhuvan paattayi! Aake naanakkedayi...Ini aarenkilum ariyan undoda?
Tintumon : Aval arinjittilla...!!!

Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

Mottennu Viriyathaval

UKG-yil padikunna Tintumonod LKG-yil padikunna Pinkimol : "I Love you Da.."
Tintumon : Pha...dash mole.! Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njanenthu cheyyana...

Ullile Sneham

Tintumon oru Penkuttiyod : Ennodu sneham undekil nale nee white dress ittu varanm.
Piettenu penkutti black dress ittu vannu...
Tintumon : Avalkk ennodu Ullil sneham und, aval kuninjappol njan kandu.

Wedding Ring

On a romantic day Tintumon's Girlfriend asks him :
"Darling on our wedding day will you give me a ring??"
Tintumon : "Ya, sure, From Land line or Mobile Phone ??"

Love Letter and Reply

To ,
Baby Tintu Mol,
UKG A.

Dear,
Me love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You know, I no live without you. I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango tree. You no come, I jump train. Sure come...

Yours lovely,
Titntu Mon
1B.

Reply...by Baby Tintu Mol.

Darling, your letter Dady see. Dady beat me, beat me, so many beat me. I cry, I cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. Me love you too. See you another day. I no red frock. Only green.

Socialism

Tintumon : Teacher, I Love You...!
Teacher : Nee Thallukollum.
Tintumon : Njan paranjal thallukollum... Chacko Mash paranjaal UMMA kodukkum...!!!...
Ithano socialism??

Comment on Love

Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth. - Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth.! - Master Tintumon

Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

Teacher : What is the difference between love marriage & arranged marriage ..?
Tintumon : In love marriage, you marry your own boyfriend, and in arranged you marry another girl's boyfriend..., thats all...!!!

Ammayeppole...

Tintumon : I love You Tulasi...
Tulasiyude Amma : Eda, njaanivide nilkkunnathu nee kandilledaa...?
Tintumon : Sorry, njaan ningale ente ammaye poleyaa kaanunnathu...!!!

Only After Marriage...!

Tintumon and his girl friend were sitting in a lonely garden...
Tintumon started touching the girl friend...
Girl Friend : Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
Tintumon : OK, call me after your marriage...!

Great Love Messege and Reply

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him.

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams,
 if you are crying send me your tears,
 if you are laughing send me your laughter".

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..

Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

Teacher : Which one you like, love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage.
Teahcher : Why?
Tintumon : A known Devil is better than an unknown Ghost.!