Socialism

Tintumon : Teacher, I Love You...!
Teacher : Nee Thallukollum.
Tintumon : Njan paranjal thallukollum... Chacko Mash paranjaal UMMA kodukkum...!!!...
Ithano socialism??

New Theory in Maths

Tintumon's Maths Theory.
Eq 1: Study = Don't Fail
Eq 2: Don't Study = Fail
Eq 1 + Eq 2 => Study + Don't Study = Don't Fail + Fail
                    => Study ( 1 + Don't ) = Fail ( 1 + Don't )
                ie => Study = Fail

So... Dont Study..!!!

Children's Day...!!!

Teacher : November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu...??
Tintumon : February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju 10 maasam thikayunnathu kondu...!!

Barile Book

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu.
Achan : Nee enthinada Baril poyathu?
Tintumon : Book vanganaa...!
Achan : Barilanodaa.. book vilikkunathu..??
Tintumon : Athu pinne, innale marannu vechathu vangan vendi poyatha...!!!

The Film Blue

Teacher : " I saw the film Blue Yesterday " Convert it into malayalam.
Tintumon : Teacher innale Blue Film kandu.

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Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth. - Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth.! - Master Tintumon