O.P Counter

O.P counteril irikkunna Tintumon patientinodu : Entha peru?
Patient : U.T.Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyar!
Tintumon :Shashi ennu vilikkum, appo vannonam...!

Leek

Kazhuthinu Operation Kazhinja Tintu Doctorodu : Doctor, Kurachu Vellam...
Doctor : Oh! Dhahikunnundalle?
Tintumon : Alla, "Leekundo Ennu Nokkana..."!

Tintumon In Govt. Hospital

Govt. Hospitalil admittaya Tintumonodu : Enganeyundu ividem?
Tintumon : Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene...!

Blood Donation

Tintumon donated blood to a pregnant woman...
After delivery tintumon went to husband and said "Congrats ..Nannayi nokkane, ente choryaa...."

Shardhi..!

Tintumonodu Doctor : Shardhikkaan Varunnundo..?
Tintumon : Njan Varunnilla... Doctor Pokkolu...!!!

Plastic Surgery

Tintumon Doctorodu : Plastic sugery cheyyan ethra roopayakum?
Doctor : 50000 roopa.
Tintumon : Any discount?
Doctor : No.
Tintumon : Plastic njan konduvannalo...?

Stiching

Kaalu Murinju Hospitalil stich idan chenna Tintumon : Fees Ethrayakum, Doctor?
Doctor : 1500 Roopa.
Tintumon : Veruthe 2 stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda.!

Tintumon Doctorude Aduth

Tintumon : Doctor njan 7 manikku onninu povum.
Doctor : Athinentha?
Tintumon : Njan 8 manikku randinu povum.
Doctor : Athinu, athu ellavarum cheyyunnathalle?
Tintumon : But doctor, njan 10 manikka eneekkunne...!!!