Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.
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Monday, July 8, 2024

Children's Day | ചിൽഡ്രൻസ് ഡേ

 

Teacher:  November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu??

Tintumon:  February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju , 10 maasam thikayunnathu

kondu!!

 

ടീച്ചർ: നവംബർ 14 ചിൽഡ്രൻസ് ഡേ ആയത് എന്തു കൊണ്ട്?

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ: ഫെബ്രുവരി 14 വാലന്റൈൻസ് ഡേ കഴിഞ്ഞു, 10 മാസം തികയുന്നത് കൊണ്ട്!!

Sunday, June 30, 2024

Appooppan Maricha Leav

 

Appooppan : Ayyo mone ninte teacher varunnund. Poyi olichirunno

Tintumon : Adyam appooppan poyi olichirunno

Appooppan : Athenthina

Tintumon : Appooppan marichu enn paranjanu njan kazhinga randazhcha leave eduthath

 

അപ്പൂപ്പൻ : അയ്യോ മോനേ നിന്റെ ടീച്ചർ വരുന്നുണ്ട്. പോയി ഒളിച്ചിരുന്നോ

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ: ആദ്യം അപ്പൂപ്പൻ പോയി ഒളിച്ചിരുന്നോ

അപ്പൂപ്പൻ : അതെന്തിനാ

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ : അപ്പൂപ്പൻ മരിച്ചു എന്നു പറഞ്ഞാണൂ ഞാൻ കഴിഞ്ഞ രണ്ടാഴ്ച ലീവ് എടുത്തത് 


Czechoslovakia


English Teacher: Which place you like the most?

Tintumon: Chekoslovakia

Teacher: Wow, spell it

Tintumon: Pattiche...! I like GOA

Orale Pole 7 Per | ഒരാളെ പോലെ 7 പേർ

Tintumon : Amme Teacher paranju orale pole 7 per undavumennu. Appol Enne pole 7 per kaanumo?

Amma : Ninte Achante swabhavam vachu kuranjathu 10 perenkilum kanumeda…!


ടിൻ്റുമോൻ : അമ്മേ ടീച്ചർ പറഞ്ഞു ഒരാളെ പോലെ 7 പേർ ഉണ്ടാവുമെന്ന്. അപ്പോൾ എന്നെ പോലെ 7 പേർ കാണുമോ?

അമ്മ : നിന്റെ അച്ഛന്റെ സ്വഭാവം വച്ച് കുറഞ്ഞത് 10 പേരെങ്കിലും കാണുമെടാ..!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Tintumon in Music Reality Show


Tintuvinu Music Reality Showyil selection kitti.
First roundile Tintuvinte pattu kazhinjappol...
Judge : Enthada ithu? Sangathiyumilla... Shadjavumilla....
Tintumon : Ente saare...; "Sangathi" illenkil pinne enthina "Shadjam"...!!!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Pichakkaran

Pichakkaran : "Ammaa..., vallathum tharane...! Enikku samsaarikkaan kazhiyilla... oru ooma aane..."
Tintumon : "Adutha veettil poyi chodikk... enikku chevi kelkkilla...!!"

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Driving School

Tintumon driving padikkan poyi.
Driving seatil irikkunna Tintumonodu gearil pidichukondu aashan : First engottaa..??
Tintumon : First mamante veettil pokam!!!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Suicide

Thoongi chaavan poya Tintumon kayar potti thazhe veenu.
Pottiya kayarileku nokki dheshythode Tintumon : Ho, pandaram... ippo thazhe veenu chathene..!!!

Motta

Teacher : Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon : Physics Miss, English Miss, Maths Miss, Social Miss!!!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

First Silent Film in Malayalam

Teacher : Which was the first Silent Film in Malayalam....?
Tintumon : If the film was silent, how could you know it was Malayalam...?

Friday, July 23, 2010

Ninte Montha Kandal...

Wife : Purakil irikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninte montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Tintumonte Ragging

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said :
"Da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und...nee ithil onnedukkanam."
Student : "Appol?"
Tintumon : "If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum...
Student : Appol 6 kittiyal?
Tintumon : Appol nammal veendum kalikkum...!!!

Freez Aakatha Liquid

Teacher : "Freeze aakatha oru liquidinte peru parayoo."
Tintumon : "Chooduvellam.!"

Stiching

Kaalu Murinju Hospitalil stich idan chenna Tintumon : Fees Ethrayakum, Doctor?
Doctor : 1500 Roopa.
Tintumon : Veruthe 2 stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda.!

Dosa

Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated.
Tintumon : Dosa...!!!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

SI Tintumon

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol oru sthree compliantumayi vannu.

Women: Ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi, ithu vare thirichu vannitilla.

Tintumon : Meen pidikanalle poyadhu, 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum...!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Love Letter

Pranasakhi,
 4 ur know. U say U love Biju, so I no like Biju. I kick Biju on back. He kick me, I vibrating. Nurse kuth soochi. I take all vedana 4 U. So U love me. If U no love me, I write kavitha. Not poem kavitha, ur class last bench Kavitha.

Ur fatefull,
Titntu Mon
1B.

To,
Baby Tintu Mol
UKG A.