Children's Day | ചിൽഡ്രൻസ് ഡേ

 

Teacher:  November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu??

Tintumon:  February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju , 10 maasam thikayunnathu

kondu!!

 

ടീച്ചർ: നവംബർ 14 ചിൽഡ്രൻസ് ഡേ ആയത് എന്തു കൊണ്ട്?

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ: ഫെബ്രുവരി 14 വാലന്റൈൻസ് ഡേ കഴിഞ്ഞു, 10 മാസം തികയുന്നത് കൊണ്ട്!!

Czechoslovakia

English Teacher: Which place you like the most?

Tintumon: Chekoslovakia

Teacher: Wow, spell it

Tintumon: Pattiche...! I like GOA

Sathyavum Viswasavum

Teacher: Sathyavum Viswasavum thammilulla vyathyaasam enth?
Tintumon: Saarinu padippikkan ariyilla ennathu sathyam. Athu njangalkk ariyilla ennathu saarinte viswaasam!

ടീച്ചർ : സത്യവും വിശ്വാസവും തമ്മിലുള്ള വ്യത്യാസം എന്ത്?
ടിന്റുമോൻ: സാറിനു പഠിപ്പിക്കാൻ അറിയില്ല എന്നത് സത്യം. അത് ഞങ്ങൾക്ക് അറിയില്ല എന്നത് സാറിൻറെ വിശ്വാസം!

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook!!

English Grammer Class

Tintumon : I am sleep with dad last night.
Teacher corrects him : No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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Tintumon : So.. you came after I slept..?

Teacharude Maravi

Tintumon : Amme... teacherkku bhayankara maraviya...
Amma : Athentha...?
Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu aranennu.!!

Child Marriage

Teacher : Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon : Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher : Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon : He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!

Maths

Teacher : "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon : "A wrong answer."

Sambhavam

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Quatation Team

Teacher : Krishnane vadhikkuvaan Kamsan Asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnum namuku enthu manasilakkam?
Tintumon : Annum "Quatation Team" undayirunnu ennu manassilakkam!!!

Why Are You Late?

Teacher : Why are you late? Ninte koottukaroke krithya samayathu vannalo.!
Tintumon : Sir, "POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but "SIMHAM" ottaykke varoo...

Who Killed the Cat?

English Teacher : Who killed the cat?
Begin this sentence with "by"...
Tintumon : By the by, who killed the cat?

Pendrive

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum?
Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!

Raasavaakyam

Teacher to Tuttumon : What is "Al2 O3"?
Tuttumon : "Alumina"
Then Teacher to Tintumon : What is "Fe2 O3"?
Tintumon : "Filomina"

I Miss You

Once Tintu's teacher sent a message to him : "I Miss You"
Tintumon thinked for a long time and replied : "I Student You"

Aaril Anju Poyal..?

Maths Teacher : "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum?"
Tintumon : "Anjuvinte shavam kittum. Avalku neenthan ariyathathaa...!"

Punishment

Dundumon is laughing in the class.
Teacher : y r u laughing??
Dundumon : I saw 1 strip of ur bra...
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 week.
Then Tuttumon started laughing....
Teacher : Hey y r u laughing?
Tuttumon : I saw both strips of ur bra..
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 month...
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK,
Tintumon started walking out of the class...
Teacher : Where r u going???
Tintumon : I think my school days r over.!!!

English Grammer

Tintumon : Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher : Tintumon, "MAY I" go to the toilet?
Tintumon : But I asked first!

Kanjikal

Teacher : Kanjikal ennu paranjal aara?
Tintumon :100 msg ayachittum 1 reply polum cheyatha aal.
Teacher : Very good, oru example para.
Tintumon : "Saarinte Mol.".

Chattukam

Classil urangunna Tintumonodu Teacher : Ooshmav alakkunna upakaranam etha...?
Tintumon : Chattukam.
Teacher : Njan entha chodichath?
Tintumon : Uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher...?