Pradima

Tintumon : Chettanaano aa karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude pradima undaakkiyathu?
Artist : Kazhuthe..Karimpu thinnunna kuttiyo? Odakuzhal vaayikkunna Krishnanaada athu..!!

Tintumon's First Interview

Interviewer : Tell me opposite words.. "Cool"
Tintumon : "Hot"

Interviewer : "Girl"
Tintumon : "Boy"

Interviewer : "India"
Tintumon : "Pakistan"

Interviewer : "Good Keep it up"
Tintumon : "Bad Put it down"

Interviewer : "Stop It"
Tintumon : "Start that"

Interviewer : "Idiot Get Out"
Tintumon : "Clever Come in"

Interviewer : "Oh my God"
Tintumon : "Oh your devil"

Interviewer : "I rejected You"
Tintumon : "You appointed Me"

Tintumonte Rosham

Njan karanju, oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla...
Enikkoru vishamam vannu, oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla....
Enikku santhosham vannu, oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla...
Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu... aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum athu kandu..!!

Punishment

Dundumon is laughing in the class.
Teacher : y r u laughing??
Dundumon : I saw 1 strip of ur bra...
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 week.
Then Tuttumon started laughing....
Teacher : Hey y r u laughing?
Tuttumon : I saw both strips of ur bra..
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 month...
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK,
Tintumon started walking out of the class...
Teacher : Where r u going???
Tintumon : I think my school days r over.!!!

Handwriting

Teacher to Tintumon : So, Tintumon, tell me, what can you do, that other people can't?
Tintumon : Ahh... well, I can read my own handwriting!