Sambhavam

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Raasavaakyam

Teacher to Tuttumon : What is "Al2 O3"?
Tuttumon : "Alumina"
Then Teacher to Tintumon : What is "Fe2 O3"?
Tintumon : "Filomina"

Tintumon's Answer Sheet

Tintumonte Answer Sheet

Q 1. Changathi nannaayaal.........?
Ans. Changathikku kollam...!

Q 2. Mookkilla rajyathu.............?
Ans. Jaladhosham illa...!

Aaril Anju Poyal..?

Maths Teacher : "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum?"
Tintumon : "Anjuvinte shavam kittum. Avalku neenthan ariyathathaa...!"

Kanjikal

Teacher : Kanjikal ennu paranjal aara?
Tintumon :100 msg ayachittum 1 reply polum cheyatha aal.
Teacher : Very good, oru example para.
Tintumon : "Saarinte Mol.".

Chattukam

Classil urangunna Tintumonodu Teacher : Ooshmav alakkunna upakaranam etha...?
Tintumon : Chattukam.
Teacher : Njan entha chodichath?
Tintumon : Uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher...?

Father's Name

Teacher : What is your father's name?
Tuttumon : T.V. Krishnan
Dundumon : A.C. Abraham
Tintumon : Fridge Sasi
                (ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla)

Food and Accommodation

Teacher : Food ennal Bhakshanam, Accommodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food and Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon : Bhakshanam Thamasikkum...!!!

Motta

Teacher : Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon : Physics Miss, English Miss, Maths Miss, Social Miss!!!

Children's Day...!!!

Teacher : November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu...??
Tintumon : February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju 10 maasam thikayunnathu kondu...!!

The Film Blue

Teacher : " I saw the film Blue Yesterday " Convert it into malayalam.
Tintumon : Teacher innale Blue Film kandu.

First Silent Film in Malayalam

Teacher : Which was the first Silent Film in Malayalam....?
Tintumon : If the film was silent, how could you know it was Malayalam...?

Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

Teacher : What is the difference between love marriage & arranged marriage ..?
Tintumon : In love marriage, you marry your own boyfriend, and in arranged you marry another girl's boyfriend..., thats all...!!!

Prove Juice=Soap

Prove Juice=Soap
Tintumon : From Newton's 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply 'A' on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
'FA' is a soap and 'MAA' is juice
Hence proved.

Interview With Sugathakumari

Tintumon was writing exam...
Question : "Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari."
Tintumon Utharamezhuthi...
Njan : Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari : Samayamilla mone... poyittu pinne vaa...
Njan : Sari teacher...

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