Orale Pole 7 Per | ഒരാളെ പോലെ 7 പേർ

Tintumon : Amme Teacher paranju orale pole 7 per undavumennu. Appol Enne pole 7 per kaanumo?

Amma : Ninte Achante swabhavam vachu kuranjathu 10 perenkilum kanumeda…!

ടിൻ്റുമോൻ : അമ്മേ ടീച്ചർ പറഞ്ഞു ഒരാളെ പോലെ 7 പേർ ഉണ്ടാവുമെന്ന്. അപ്പോൾ എന്നെ പോലെ 7 പേർ കാണുമോ?

അമ്മ : നിന്റെ അച്ഛന്റെ സ്വഭാവം വച്ച് കുറഞ്ഞത് 10 പേരെങ്കിലും കാണുമെടാ..!

Tintumon in Music Reality Show

Tintuvinu Music Reality Showyil selection kitti.
First roundile Tintuvinte pattu kazhinjappol...
Judge : Enthada ithu? Sangathiyumilla... Shadjavumilla....
Tintumon : Ente saare...; "Sangathi" illenkil pinne enthina "Shadjam"...!!!

Pradima

Tintumon : Chettanaano aa karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude pradima undaakkiyathu?
Artist : Kazhuthe..Karimpu thinnunna kuttiyo? Odakuzhal vaayikkunna Krishnanaada athu..!!

Ente Seat

Bussil Oral : Ithu ente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu...
Tintumon : Enkil oru double mundu bussinte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo...!

Tintumon In Govt. Hospital

Govt. Hospitalil admittaya Tintumonodu : Enganeyundu ividem?
Tintumon : Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene...!

Bus Accident

Flash News : College bus marinju oru girls collegile teachers ulppede 27 perkku parikku...!!...Bike-il povukayayirunna "Tintumone" kaanan eallavarm valathu vashatheakku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam eannu sakshikal paranju...!!!

Tintumonte Rosham

Njan karanju, oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla...
Enikkoru vishamam vannu, oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla....
Enikku santhosham vannu, oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla...
Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu... aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum athu kandu..!!

Pencil in Horlicks Bottle

Tintumon puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle..
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Why??

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.To make the pencil taller, stronger and sharper.......He is so intelligent..

Sign Board

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He Wrote : "Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

Grandfather Dead

Tintumon calls newspaper to print death of his grandpa.
Clerk : Rs 50 per word.
Tintumon  : Grandpa dead.
Clerk : Sorry minimum 5 words.
Tintumon : Grandpa dead, wheelchair for sale.

Tintumon Kulathil

Kulathil veena Tintumone aaro rakshichu.
Ayalodu Tintumon : Edo..., Thanano enne rakshichadhu...?
Ayal : Adhe.
Tintumon : Engil parayado koppe, ente oru cherippevide?...!!!

Shardhi..!

Tintumonodu Doctor : Shardhikkaan Varunnundo..?
Tintumon : Njan Varunnilla... Doctor Pokkolu...!!!

AMMA

Achan : Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alledaa.??
Tintu Mon : Njan THILAKAN FANaaa...!

Socialism

Tintumon : Teacher, I Love You...!
Teacher : Nee Thallukollum.
Tintumon : Njan paranjal thallukollum... Chacko Mash paranjaal UMMA kodukkum...!!!...
Ithano socialism??

Barile Book

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu.
Achan : Nee enthinada Baril poyathu?
Tintumon : Book vanganaa...!
Achan : Barilanodaa.. book vilikkunathu..??
Tintumon : Athu pinne, innale marannu vechathu vangan vendi poyatha...!!!

The Film Blue

Teacher : " I saw the film Blue Yesterday " Convert it into malayalam.
Tintumon : Teacher innale Blue Film kandu.

Semiyum Finalum

Tintumon girlfriend-inte kalyanathinu poyi.
Penninte Achan : Nee aaraa...?
Tintumon : Njan semiyil thottayala..., innu final kanan vannathaa...!

TintuMon Bussil

Conductor : Nee enthina eppozhum doorinte aduthu nilkkunnathu?
                  Ninte achan watchman ano?
TintuMon :  Ningalenthina eppozhum chillara chodikkunnathu?
                  Ningalude achan pichakkaranano?