Leave

Pattalakkaranaya Tintumon Officerodu : Sir, enikku leave venam.
Officer : Leave enthinaa?
Tintumon : Ente bharya prasavichu.
Officer : Kallam, nee nattil poyittu 2 varsham ayi, pinne engane bharya prasavikum...
Tintumon : Athu chodikana njan pokunnathu.!

Muttuvin Thurakkappedum

Father : Muttuvin thurakkappedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam?
Tintumon : Annu 'calling bell' illayirunnu Father...!!!

Prachodanam

Ottamalsarathil first prize kittiya Tintumonodu News Reporter : "Ningalkku prachodanam nalkunnathu aaranu?"
Tintumon : "Bharya..., Swarnnam kittiyillenkil kalu thalli odikkumennaa avalu paranjirikkennea...!"

Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

Teacher : Which one you like, love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage.
Teahcher : Why?
Tintumon : A known Devil is better than an unknown Ghost.!