Tintumon Vaidyasalayil

Vaidyasalayil chenna Tintumon : Give me a bottle of "TEN CORNER RICE LIKE"!
Salesman : Enthonnaa???
Tintumon : Oh! English ariyilla alle? oru kuppi Dashamoolaarishtam thaado...!

Porotta...

Tintumon joli thedi oru hotelil : Enikk ivide oru joli tharumo?
Hotel Muthalali : Ninakku porotta adikkan ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Nalla kari aanenkinl oru 8 ennam adikkam.!!!

Kadalile Maavu

Teacher : Kadalinte naduvil oru maavu nattaal athil ninnum engane maanga parikkaam?
Tintumon : Oru kiliyeppole parannu poyi parikkaam.!
Teacher : Kiliyaayi ninte achan parakkumodaa?
Tintumon : Kadalinte naduvil ningalude appan poyi maavu nadumo... thalle?

H1-N1

Teacher : H1N1 parathiyathu aaraanu?
Tintumon : Aaraano kuzhachathum chuttathum, avar thanneyavum parathiyathum.!