Who Killed the Cat?

English Teacher : Who killed the cat?
Begin this sentence with "by"...
Tintumon : By the by, who killed the cat?

Tintumon Chayakkadayil

Tintumon : Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum?
Waiter : 5 glass kollum.
Tintumon : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 light!!!

Smoking

Tintumon was smoking in front of his father..
Friend Askd : Are you smoking infront of your father?
Tintumon : Achanalle, petrol pump onnum allallo...??!!

Pendrive

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum?
Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!