Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Worst Youth

Tintumon : The youth nowadays are getting Worse!!
Friend : Why do you say that?
Tintumon : When I was in Temple, a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarathi. I was shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Sambhavam

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Kudamattam

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna Tintumonodu Achan : Engottadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrissur poorathinu povaa... avide kuda maatamundennu kettu, ee kuda maarikitumonu nokkatte.!

Friday, August 13, 2010

Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
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Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.