Teacharude Maravi

Tintumon : Amme... teacherkku bhayankara maraviya...
Amma : Athentha...?
Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu aranennu.!!

Child Marriage

Teacher : Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon : Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher : Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon : He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!

Maths

Teacher : "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon : "A wrong answer."

Tintumonte Chenda

Tintumon : Achaa.., Enikkoru chenda vangi tharumo?
Achan : Illa, nee athu kondu mattullavare shalyam cheyyum.
Tintumon : Illacha..., njan athu ellavarum urangiyaale edukkathollu...!