Prayers Before Eating

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook!!

Cigarattu Valiyum Cancerum

Dundumon : "Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?
Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu...!

Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

English Grammer Class

Tintumon : I am sleep with dad last night.
Teacher corrects him : No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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Tintumon : So.. you came after I slept..?