Current Connection

Vaccum cleaner vilkunna oru salesman oru  divasam Tintumonte veettiil vannu dooril mutti.!
Door thuranna Tintumon : Endha?
Marupadi parayathe ayal veetinakathekku kayari. Living roomil oru cover - Chanakavum, chaliyunm ittu. Enittu paranju ee vaccum cleanr kondu ithu 10 secondinullil clean cheyyan kazhinjillenkil njan ithu nakki thinnum.!
Tintumon : Thaniku chappathiyo matto veno koode kazhikkan?
Salesman : Athentha?
Tintumon : Ivide current connection illa. . .!!!

In Coffee Shop

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee, how wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.!

TintuMon : Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup, how wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

Ishtappetta Song

Teacher : Tintuvinu ettavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

TintuMon : Jana Gana Mana…

Teacher : Athentha angane?

TintuMon : Athu padi kazhinjal school vidum.!

Kumbasaram

Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?
Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa...!