Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Ammayeppole...

Tintumon : I love You Tulasi...
Tulasiyude Amma : Eda, njaanivide nilkkunnathu nee kandilledaa...?
Tintumon : Sorry, njaan ningale ente ammaye poleyaa kaanunnathu...!!!
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Ethayirunnu Exam?

Dundumon : Da... Tintu ninakk innu ethu exam aayirunnu...?
Tintumon : Maths aanennu thonnunnu...!
Dundumon : Athentha angane... Nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle?...!!!
Tintumon : Ezhuthi, pakshe... enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu, appol maths aavaanaa chance...!
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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Test

Achan : Testinu poyitt enthayeda?
Tintumon : Fail aayi.
Achan :  Nee ini enne achaa ennu vilikkanda.
Tintumon : Ithu class test aanu, allaathe DNA test alla.!
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Enthu Manassilaayi?

Teacher : Ithrayum neram njan padippichathil ninnum enthu manassilaayi?
Tintumon : Vaikunneram theerchayaayum tutionu pokanamennu manassilaayi.!!!
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Avalkk English Ariyilla...

Tintumon : "Appurathe veettile aa penninu English ariyilla."
Achan : Athengane ninakkariyaam?
Tintumon : "Give me a kiss" ennu njan paranjappol aval enikku 2 adiyaa thannathu.!!!
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Friday, July 23, 2010

Prove Juice=Soap

Prove Juice=Soap
Tintumon : From Newton's 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply 'A' on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
'FA' is a soap and 'MAA' is juice
Hence proved.
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