Kumbasaram

Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?
Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa...!

SI Tintumon

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol oru sthree compliantumayi vannu.

Women: Ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi, ithu vare thirichu vannitilla.

Tintumon : Meen pidikanalle poyadhu, 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum...!

Exam Tension

Teacher : Tintu, Why are you under tension? did you forget your hall ticket?

Tintumon : "No"

Teacher : ID or Calculator..?

Tintumon : "No teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam's bit today...!!!"

Tintumon Mavil

Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan :
"Mone aa mavil mangayillallo!"

Tintumon :
"Saaramilla, njan mukalil ethumbolekkum undayikkolum.!"