Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Dosa

Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated.
Tintumon : Dosa...!!!
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Friday, July 16, 2010

Current Connection

Vaccum cleaner vilkunna oru salesman oru  divasam Tintumonte veettiil vannu dooril mutti.!
Door thuranna Tintumon : Endha?
Marupadi parayathe ayal veetinakathekku kayari. Living roomil oru cover - Chanakavum, chaliyunm ittu. Enittu paranju ee vaccum cleanr kondu ithu 10 secondinullil clean cheyyan kazhinjillenkil njan ithu nakki thinnum.!
Tintumon : Thaniku chappathiyo matto veno koode kazhikkan?
Salesman : Athentha?
Tintumon : Ivide current connection illa. . .!!!
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In Coffee Shop

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee, how wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.!

TintuMon : Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup, how wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
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Ishtappetta Song

Teacher : Tintuvinu ettavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

TintuMon : Jana Gana Mana…

Teacher : Athentha angane?

TintuMon : Athu padi kazhinjal school vidum.!
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