Tintumonte Ragging

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said :
"Da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und...nee ithil onnedukkanam."
Student : "Appol?"
Tintumon : "If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum...
Student : Appol 6 kittiyal?
Tintumon : Appol nammal veendum kalikkum...!!!

Freez Aakatha Liquid

Teacher : "Freeze aakatha oru liquidinte peru parayoo."
Tintumon : "Chooduvellam.!"

Stiching

Kaalu Murinju Hospitalil stich idan chenna Tintumon : Fees Ethrayakum, Doctor?
Doctor : 1500 Roopa.
Tintumon : Veruthe 2 stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda.!

Dosa

Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated.

Tintumon : Dosa...!!!