Ninte Montha Kandal...

Wife : Purakil irikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninte montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

Vyathyasam

Teacher : Tintumonu neendhal ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Illa.
Teacher : Kashtam! pattikalkkupolum neenthal ariyam, ava ninnekkal ethra bhedhamanu!
Tintumon : Mashinu neendhan ariyaamo?
Teacher : Pinne.. Ariyam.
Tintumon : Appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vyathiyasam...!

Plastic Surgery

Tintumon Doctorodu : Plastic sugery cheyyan ethra roopayakum?
Doctor : 50000 roopa.
Tintumon : Any discount?
Doctor : No.
Tintumon : Plastic njan konduvannalo...?

Nercha

Appan : Mone, ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu.
Tintumon : Chathichallo appa, Ente mone Pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva...!