Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

Teacher : What is the difference between love marriage & arranged marriage ..?
Tintumon : In love marriage, you marry your own boyfriend, and in arranged you marry another girl's boyfriend..., thats all...!!!

Semiyum Finalum

Tintumon girlfriend-inte kalyanathinu poyi.
Penninte Achan : Nee aaraa...?
Tintumon : Njan semiyil thottayala..., innu final kanan vannathaa...!

Beer and Ice Cream

Tintumonum Achanum Achante friendum koode Barhotel-il kayari.
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream.
Tintumon Achanodu : Entha Achaa... Achante Friend Beer kudikkille....?

Dadi

Teacher : Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintumon : Dadi!!!
Teacher : Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon : Achane "Da" Ennum, Ammaye "Di" Ennum..!!