Kalyanam Kazhikkanam

Tintumon : Achaa..., enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkaathe schoolil pokaan pattilla..
Achan : Athenthaada?
Tintumon : Maashu paranju achanaayittallaathe ini schoolinte padi nee chavutti pokaruthennu..!

Traffic Jam

Nadu-roadil Tintuvinte bike kedayi, roadil traffic jam..!!
Police: : "Keradaa... jeepil"
Tintumon : Venda Sir, Njan autokku poykkolam...!

Wedding Ring

On a romantic day Tintumon's Girlfriend asks him :
"Darling on our wedding day will you give me a ring??"
Tintumon : "Ya, sure, From Land line or Mobile Phone ??"

Pencil in Horlicks Bottle

Tintumon puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle..
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Why??

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.To make the pencil taller, stronger and sharper.......He is so intelligent..