PTA Meeting

TintuMon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow...
Dad: What do u mean by a small PTA meeting?
TintuMon: its...just u, me & the Principal!

Thermodynamic Law Of Romance.

Tintumonte "Thermodynamic Law Of Romance" :
"Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money".

TintuMon Bussil

Conductor : Nee enthina eppozhum doorinte aduthu nilkkunnathu?
                  Ninte achan watchman ano?
TintuMon :  Ningalenthina eppozhum chillara chodikkunnathu?
                  Ningalude achan pichakkaranano?

Fashion T.V

Dad watching F.TV. Suddenly Tintumone came, then
Dad: "Pavappetta kuttikala, dress vangan polum kashilla".
TintuMon: " Ithilum pavappettavar varumbol vilikkane!".

Dictionary

Nepolean Said,
"the word IMPOSSIBLE is not found in my dictionary".
Hearing this, Tintumon Said,
"Athonnum ippol paranjittu karyamilla... ellam vangikkumbol tanne nokkanam".

Love Letter

Pranasakhi,
 4 ur know. U say U love Biju, so I no like Biju. I kick Biju on back. He kick me, I vibrating. Nurse kuth soochi. I take all vedana 4 U. So U love me. If U no love me, I write kavitha. Not poem kavitha, ur class last bench Kavitha.

Ur fatefull,
Titntu Mon
1B.

To,
Baby Tintu Mol
UKG A.