Handwriting

Teacher to Tintumon : So, Tintumon, tell me, what can you do, that other people can't?
Tintumon : Ahh... well, I can read my own handwriting!

Psychotherapist

Tintumon goes to library and asks a book "Psycho-the-Rapist"
Librarian search a while and shouted........
.........Rascal,... the book is called "PSYCHOTHERAPIST".

Grandfather Dead

Tintumon calls newspaper to print death of his grandpa.
Clerk : Rs 50 per word.
Tintumon  : Grandpa dead.
Clerk : Sorry minimum 5 words.
Tintumon : Grandpa dead, wheelchair for sale.

Blood Donation

Tintumon donated blood to a pregnant woman...
After delivery tintumon went to husband and said "Congrats ..Nannayi nokkane, ente choryaa...."