Tintumon is an imaginary character created and developed by Malayalees around the world and is living in Simple Text Messages (SMS). Now he is a Hero in the world of Malayalam Jokes and SMS's. Enjoy Tintumon Jokes and SMS's here.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Bus Accident

Flash News : College bus marinju oru girls collegile teachers ulppede 27 perkku parikku...!!...Bike-il povukayayirunna "Tintumone" kaanan eallavarm valathu vashatheakku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam eannu sakshikal paranju...!!!

Aaril Anju Poyal..?

Maths Teacher : "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum?"
Tintumon : "Anjuvinte shavam kittum. Avalku neenthan ariyathathaa...!"

Tintumon - The Poet

"Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyoo..."
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Saturday, August 7, 2010

Samshayam.

Tintumon : Achaa.., oru samshayam.
Achan : Enthadaa..?
Tintumon : Vayasakumpol manushyarkku chevi kelkkathe varumo.?
Achan : Vayasayal chilarku chevi kelkkathe varum.. Entha karyam..?
Tintumon : Oru cycle venamennu 2 maasamayi parayunnu... Ivide aarum ath kelkkunnilla..!!

Tintumonte Rosham

Njan karanju, oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla...
Enikkoru vishamam vannu, oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla....
Enikku santhosham vannu, oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla...
Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu... aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum athu kandu..!!

Tintumonte Kozhi

Tuttumon : Nee enthina karayunne??
Tintumon : Ente kozhi chathu poyi.
Tuttumon : Ente achan marichappol polum njaa karanjilla
Tintumon : Ninte achan mutta idumayirunondaa...?