Tintumon Video : Romantic Tintumon

Revenge

Achan : Eda, njan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville... appol nee ninte vishamam mattan enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon : Njan veettile toilet nallapole kazhuki vrithi aakkum.
Achan : Athu kond ninte vishmam engane theerum??
Tintumon : Njan toilet vrithi aakkunath Achante toothbrush kondaa...!!!

Mudinja Premam

Achan : Ninte oru mudinja "PREMAM"! Naatil muzhuvan paattayi! Aake naanakkedayi...Ini aarenkilum ariyan undoda?
Tintumon : Aval arinjittilla...!!!

Apoppan Marichu

Tintumon : Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma : Alla mone, apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon : Appam eppazha kari vekkunne!!!

Prayers Before Eating

Teacher : Now Tintumon, tell me frankly. Do you say prayers before eating?
Tintumon : No sir, my mom is a good cook!!

Cigarattu Valiyum Cancerum

Dundumon : "Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?
Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu...!

Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

English Grammer Class

Tintumon : I am sleep with dad last night.
Teacher corrects him : No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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Tintumon : So.. you came after I slept..?

Teacharude Maravi

Tintumon : Amme... teacherkku bhayankara maraviya...
Amma : Athentha...?
Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu aranennu.!!

Child Marriage

Teacher : Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon : Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher : Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon : He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!

Maths

Teacher : "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon : "A wrong answer."

Tintumonte Chenda

Tintumon : Achaa.., Enikkoru chenda vangi tharumo?
Achan : Illa, nee athu kondu mattullavare shalyam cheyyum.
Tintumon : Illacha..., njan athu ellavarum urangiyaale edukkathollu...!

Mottennu Viriyathaval

UKG-yil padikunna Tintumonod LKG-yil padikunna Pinkimol : "I Love you Da.."
Tintumon : Pha...dash mole.! Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njanenthu cheyyana...

Worst Youth

Tintumon : The youth nowadays are getting Worse!!
Friend : Why do you say that?
Tintumon : When I was in Temple, a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarathi. I was shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Sambhavam

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Kudamattam

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna Tintumonodu Achan : Engottadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrissur poorathinu povaa... avide kuda maatamundennu kettu, ee kuda maarikitumonu nokkatte.!

Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
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Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.

Definition of Chammal

Definition of chammal (by Master Tintumon) :
"Chammal is the Vingal of the mind & Mangal of the face..!"

Njanum Thottu..!!

Tintumon : Acha.., Ente classile Thomas examinu thottu.
Achan : Athil athishayikan onumila, avante achanum oru marakazhuthayaa...
Tintumon : Njanum thottu..!!

O.P Counter

O.P counteril irikkunna Tintumon patientinodu : Entha peru?
Patient : U.T.Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyar!
Tintumon :Shashi ennu vilikkum, appo vannonam...!

Science Exam

Science examinu zero mark kittiya Tintumonod Achan : Enthu pattiyedaa?
Tintumon : Acha... Shasthram jayichu, manushyan thottu.!!

Quatation Team

Teacher : Krishnane vadhikkuvaan Kamsan Asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnum namuku enthu manasilakkam?
Tintumon : Annum "Quatation Team" undayirunnu ennu manassilakkam!!!

Laziness

In English exam there was an essay writing, titled, what is laziness?
Tintumon left 3Pages blank & wrote in the end, "This is laziness"!

Sagar Alias Jacky

Marubhoomiyil vech tintumon oralod : Ningalano Sagar Alias Jacky?
Man : YES, engane manasilay?
Tintumon : Marubhoomiyil vere aara raincoat ittondu nadakkuka?!!!

Why Are You Late?

Teacher : Why are you late? Ninte koottukaroke krithya samayathu vannalo.!
Tintumon : Sir, "POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but "SIMHAM" ottaykke varoo...

A Sad Love Letter

Ente sneham Nee thiricharinjilla….
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Superman-te padamula ente rubber, Donald duck water bottle...
Ellam potte..., Ente A B C D ezhutiya 4 line book vare njan thanile...?
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Ennitum Nee matram... Nee matram poyi...
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Onnam Classilekk..
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UKG supli ezhutan tintumonte jeevitham iniyum baki.

With a broken heart,
Ennum Ennum ninte...

Tintumon UKG B.

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Tuttumol Std 1B.

Who Killed the Cat?

English Teacher : Who killed the cat?
Begin this sentence with "by"...
Tintumon : By the by, who killed the cat?

Tintumon Chayakkadayil

Tintumon : Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum?
Waiter : 5 glass kollum.
Tintumon : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 light!!!

Smoking

Tintumon was smoking in front of his father..
Friend Askd : Are you smoking infront of your father?
Tintumon : Achanalle, petrol pump onnum allallo...??!!

Pendrive

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum?
Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!

Lipstick and FeviQuick

Achan : Ninte amma entha innu mindaathirikkunne?
Tintumon : Amma Lipstick chodichu, njan FeviQuick koduthu..!

Leek

Kazhuthinu Operation Kazhinja Tintu Doctorodu : Doctor, Kurachu Vellam...
Doctor : Oh! Dhahikunnundalle?
Tintumon : Alla, "Leekundo Ennu Nokkana..."!

Raasavaakyam

Teacher to Tuttumon : What is "Al2 O3"?
Tuttumon : "Alumina"
Then Teacher to Tintumon : What is "Fe2 O3"?
Tintumon : "Filomina"

Pradima

Tintumon : Chettanaano aa karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude pradima undaakkiyathu?
Artist : Kazhuthe..Karimpu thinnunna kuttiyo? Odakuzhal vaayikkunna Krishnanaada athu..!!

I Miss You

Once Tintu's teacher sent a message to him : "I Miss You"
Tintumon thinked for a long time and replied : "I Student You"

Surprise

Tintumon : Amme, enikkoru aniyathiye venam.
Amma : Eda, ninte achan gulfilalle, achan varumbol namukku parayaam...
Tintumon : Athu pattilla, achan varumbol oru surprise aakatte.!

Quotes

I like to walk in the rain, so nobody sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Master Tintumon

Ente Seat

Bussil Oral : Ithu ente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu...
Tintumon : Enkil oru double mundu bussinte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo...!

Tintumon's First Interview

Interviewer : Tell me opposite words.. "Cool"
Tintumon : "Hot"

Interviewer : "Girl"
Tintumon : "Boy"

Interviewer : "India"
Tintumon : "Pakistan"

Interviewer : "Good Keep it up"
Tintumon : "Bad Put it down"

Interviewer : "Stop It"
Tintumon : "Start that"

Interviewer : "Idiot Get Out"
Tintumon : "Clever Come in"

Interviewer : "Oh my God"
Tintumon : "Oh your devil"

Interviewer : "I rejected You"
Tintumon : "You appointed Me"

Kuliseen

Tintumon veettile velakkari kulikkunnathu ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma : DAA...!
Tintumon : Shhh!! ocha undakkathe, aval nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa..."

Vedimarunnu

Tintumon medical shopil :
Tintumon: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Salesman : Ella manunnum kittum.
Tintumon : Ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa...!

Tintumon In Govt. Hospital

Govt. Hospitalil admittaya Tintumonodu : Enganeyundu ividem?
Tintumon : Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene...!

Tintumon's Answer Sheet

Tintumonte Answer Sheet

Q 1. Changathi nannaayaal.........?
Ans. Changathikku kollam...!

Q 2. Mookkilla rajyathu.............?
Ans. Jaladhosham illa...!

Pichakkaran

Pichakkaran : "Ammaa..., vallathum tharane...! Enikku samsaarikkaan kazhiyilla... oru ooma aane..."
Tintumon : "Adutha veettil poyi chodikk... enikku chevi kelkkilla...!!"

Bus Accident

Flash News : College bus marinju oru girls collegile teachers ulppede 27 perkku parikku...!!...Bike-il povukayayirunna "Tintumone" kaanan eallavarm valathu vashatheakku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam eannu sakshikal paranju...!!!

Aaril Anju Poyal..?

Maths Teacher : "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum?"
Tintumon : "Anjuvinte shavam kittum. Avalku neenthan ariyathathaa...!"

Tintumon - The Poet

"Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyoo..."
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"Tintumon - The Poet"

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Samshayam.

Tintumon : Achaa.., oru samshayam.
Achan : Enthadaa..?
Tintumon : Vayasakumpol manushyarkku chevi kelkkathe varumo.?
Achan : Vayasayal chilarku chevi kelkkathe varum.. Entha karyam..?
Tintumon : Oru cycle venamennu 2 maasamayi parayunnu... Ivide aarum ath kelkkunnilla..!!

Tintumonte Rosham

Njan karanju, oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla...
Enikkoru vishamam vannu, oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla....
Enikku santhosham vannu, oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla...
Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu... aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum athu kandu..!!

Tintumonte Kozhi

Tuttumon : Nee enthina karayunne??
Tintumon : Ente kozhi chathu poyi.
Tuttumon : Ente achan marichappol polum njaa karanjilla
Tintumon : Ninte achan mutta idumayirunondaa...?

Ullile Sneham

Tintumon oru Penkuttiyod : Ennodu sneham undekil nale nee white dress ittu varanm.
Piettenu penkutti black dress ittu vannu...
Tintumon : Avalkk ennodu Ullil sneham und, aval kuninjappol njan kandu.

Tintumon's English

Tintumon only speaks English at house, a conversation between Tintumon and Mom :
"Mother you marry the cow I will rotate it."
He meant.....(Amma pashuvine kett, njan karakkaam)

Helicopter Dosa

Tintumon and Dundumol are in a hotel.
Waiter : What do you want?
Dundumol : I need a plane dosa.
Tintumon thinks for a while and then said : Well! I'll take helicopter dosa.!

Punishment

Dundumon is laughing in the class.
Teacher : y r u laughing??
Dundumon : I saw 1 strip of ur bra...
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 week.
Then Tuttumon started laughing....
Teacher : Hey y r u laughing?
Tuttumon : I saw both strips of ur bra..
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 month...
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK,
Tintumon started walking out of the class...
Teacher : Where r u going???
Tintumon : I think my school days r over.!!!

Gum

Vazhiyorathu gum vilikunna aal : Enthu pottiyalum ottichu tharum kadannu varoo, kadannu varoo...
Tintumon : Padakam pottiyal ottichu tharumo???

Car Break

Tintumon speedil car oadikkumpol Tintumonte Achan : Enthinada ithrayum speed?
Tintumon : Carinte break poyi, namukk accident aavunnathinu munpu veettilethan nokkaam...!

English Grammer

Tintumon : Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher : Tintumon, "MAY I" go to the toilet?
Tintumon : But I asked first!

Tintumon Rhymes

A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Dunduvinte Apple
E for Ente Swantham Apple
F for First Paranjille Aaa Apple

Kanjikal

Teacher : Kanjikal ennu paranjal aara?
Tintumon :100 msg ayachittum 1 reply polum cheyatha aal.
Teacher : Very good, oru example para.
Tintumon : "Saarinte Mol.".

Chattukam

Classil urangunna Tintumonodu Teacher : Ooshmav alakkunna upakaranam etha...?
Tintumon : Chattukam.
Teacher : Njan entha chodichath?
Tintumon : Uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher...?

Kalyanam Kazhikkanam

Tintumon : Achaa..., enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkaathe schoolil pokaan pattilla..
Achan : Athenthaada?
Tintumon : Maashu paranju achanaayittallaathe ini schoolinte padi nee chavutti pokaruthennu..!

Traffic Jam

Nadu-roadil Tintuvinte bike kedayi, roadil traffic jam..!!
Police: : "Keradaa... jeepil"
Tintumon : Venda Sir, Njan autokku poykkolam...!

Wedding Ring

On a romantic day Tintumon's Girlfriend asks him :
"Darling on our wedding day will you give me a ring??"
Tintumon : "Ya, sure, From Land line or Mobile Phone ??"

Pencil in Horlicks Bottle

Tintumon puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle..
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Sign Board

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He Wrote : "Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

Driving School

Tintumon driving padikkan poyi.
Driving seatil irikkunna Tintumonodu gearil pidichukondu aashan : First engottaa..??
Tintumon : First mamante veettil pokam!!!

Handwriting

Teacher to Tintumon : So, Tintumon, tell me, what can you do, that other people can't?
Tintumon : Ahh... well, I can read my own handwriting!

Psychotherapist

Tintumon goes to library and asks a book "Psycho-the-Rapist"
Librarian search a while and shouted........
.........Rascal,... the book is called "PSYCHOTHERAPIST".

Grandfather Dead

Tintumon calls newspaper to print death of his grandpa.
Clerk : Rs 50 per word.
Tintumon  : Grandpa dead.
Clerk : Sorry minimum 5 words.
Tintumon : Grandpa dead, wheelchair for sale.

Blood Donation

Tintumon donated blood to a pregnant woman...
After delivery tintumon went to husband and said "Congrats ..Nannayi nokkane, ente choryaa...."

Love Letter and Reply

To ,
Baby Tintu Mol,
UKG A.

Dear,
Me love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You know, I no live without you. I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango tree. You no come, I jump train. Sure come...

Yours lovely,
Titntu Mon
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Reply...by Baby Tintu Mol.

Darling, your letter Dady see. Dady beat me, beat me, so many beat me. I cry, I cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. Me love you too. See you another day. I no red frock. Only green.

Tintumon Kulathil

Kulathil veena Tintumone aaro rakshichu.
Ayalodu Tintumon : Edo..., Thanano enne rakshichadhu...?
Ayal : Adhe.
Tintumon : Engil parayado koppe, ente oru cherippevide?...!!!

Message Sending Failed

Tuttumon : Nale Class Test und ennu paranju tuition teacher message ayachittund, enthu cheyyanam?
Tintumon : "Message sending failed" ennu thirichu ayachekk...!

Father's Name

Teacher : What is your father's name?
Tuttumon : T.V. Krishnan
Dundumon : A.C. Abraham
Tintumon : Fridge Sasi
                (ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla)

Food and Accommodation

Teacher : Food ennal Bhakshanam, Accommodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food and Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon : Bhakshanam Thamasikkum...!!!

Eduthal Pongathathu

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda Father : Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?!!
Tintumon : Eduthaal pongaathathukondalle  acho... valichondu pokunne.!!!

Shardhi..!

Tintumonodu Doctor : Shardhikkaan Varunnundo..?
Tintumon : Njan Varunnilla... Doctor Pokkolu...!!!

Cheetha Koottukettu

Oru divasam Achan Tintumonodu : Da... nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu.. enthadaa ithu..??
Tintumon : Ellaam cheetha koottukettu kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar..., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.

Suicide

Thoongi chaavan poya Tintumon kayar potti thazhe veenu.
Pottiya kayarileku nokki dheshythode Tintumon : Ho, pandaram... ippo thazhe veenu chathene..!!!

Motta

Teacher : Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon : Physics Miss, English Miss, Maths Miss, Social Miss!!!

Train

Lady : Is this my train?
Tintumon : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Tintumon : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.!!!

AMMA

Achan : Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alledaa.??
Tintu Mon : Njan THILAKAN FANaaa...!

Socialism

Tintumon : Teacher, I Love You...!
Teacher : Nee Thallukollum.
Tintumon : Njan paranjal thallukollum... Chacko Mash paranjaal UMMA kodukkum...!!!...
Ithano socialism??

New Theory in Maths

Tintumon's Maths Theory.
Eq 1: Study = Don't Fail
Eq 2: Don't Study = Fail
Eq 1 + Eq 2 => Study + Don't Study = Don't Fail + Fail
                    => Study ( 1 + Don't ) = Fail ( 1 + Don't )
                ie => Study = Fail

So... Dont Study..!!!

Children's Day...!!!

Teacher : November 14 Children's Day aayathu enthukondu...??
Tintumon : February 14 Valentine's Day kazhinju 10 maasam thikayunnathu kondu...!!

Barile Book

Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu.
Achan : Nee enthinada Baril poyathu?
Tintumon : Book vanganaa...!
Achan : Barilanodaa.. book vilikkunathu..??
Tintumon : Athu pinne, innale marannu vechathu vangan vendi poyatha...!!!

The Film Blue

Teacher : " I saw the film Blue Yesterday " Convert it into malayalam.
Tintumon : Teacher innale Blue Film kandu.

Comment on Love

Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth. - Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth.! - Master Tintumon

First Silent Film in Malayalam

Teacher : Which was the first Silent Film in Malayalam....?
Tintumon : If the film was silent, how could you know it was Malayalam...?

Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

Teacher : What is the difference between love marriage & arranged marriage ..?
Tintumon : In love marriage, you marry your own boyfriend, and in arranged you marry another girl's boyfriend..., thats all...!!!

Semiyum Finalum

Tintumon girlfriend-inte kalyanathinu poyi.
Penninte Achan : Nee aaraa...?
Tintumon : Njan semiyil thottayala..., innu final kanan vannathaa...!

Beer and Ice Cream

Tintumonum Achanum Achante friendum koode Barhotel-il kayari.
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream.
Tintumon Achanodu : Entha Achaa... Achante Friend Beer kudikkille....?

Dadi

Teacher : Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintumon : Dadi!!!
Teacher : Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon : Achane "Da" Ennum, Ammaye "Di" Ennum..!!

Tintumon Vaidyasalayil

Vaidyasalayil chenna Tintumon : Give me a bottle of "TEN CORNER RICE LIKE"!
Salesman : Enthonnaa???
Tintumon : Oh! English ariyilla alle? oru kuppi Dashamoolaarishtam thaado...!

Porotta...

Tintumon joli thedi oru hotelil : Enikk ivide oru joli tharumo?
Hotel Muthalali : Ninakku porotta adikkan ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Nalla kari aanenkinl oru 8 ennam adikkam.!!!

Kadalile Maavu

Teacher : Kadalinte naduvil oru maavu nattaal athil ninnum engane maanga parikkaam?
Tintumon : Oru kiliyeppole parannu poyi parikkaam.!
Teacher : Kiliyaayi ninte achan parakkumodaa?
Tintumon : Kadalinte naduvil ningalude appan poyi maavu nadumo... thalle?

H1-N1

Teacher : H1N1 parathiyathu aaraanu?
Tintumon : Aaraano kuzhachathum chuttathum, avar thanneyavum parathiyathum.!

Simham

Zoo Manager : Simhathinte koodu adacho.?
Tintumon : Illa.
Zoo Manager : Athentha adakkathathu.??
Tintumon : Oh! Simhathine okke aaru pidichondu pokana...!

Ammayeppole...

Tintumon : I love You Tulasi...
Tulasiyude Amma : Eda, njaanivide nilkkunnathu nee kandilledaa...?
Tintumon : Sorry, njaan ningale ente ammaye poleyaa kaanunnathu...!!!

Ethayirunnu Exam?

Dundumon : Da... Tintu ninakk innu ethu exam aayirunnu...?
Tintumon : Maths aanennu thonnunnu...!
Dundumon : Athentha angane... Nee exam ezhudhiyadhalle?...!!!
Tintumon : Ezhuthi, pakshe... enikkonnum manasilayilla, aduthirunna penkuttiyude kayyil calculatar kandu, appol maths aavaanaa chance...!

Test

Achan : Testinu poyitt enthayeda?
Tintumon : Fail aayi.
Achan :  Nee ini enne achaa ennu vilikkanda.
Tintumon : Ithu class test aanu, allaathe DNA test alla.!

Enthu Manassilaayi?

Teacher : Ithrayum neram njan padippichathil ninnum enthu manassilaayi?
Tintumon : Vaikunneram theerchayaayum tutionu pokanamennu manassilaayi.!!!

Avalkk English Ariyilla...

Tintumon : "Appurathe veettile aa penninu English ariyilla."
Achan : Athengane ninakkariyaam?
Tintumon : "Give me a kiss" ennu njan paranjappol aval enikku 2 adiyaa thannathu.!!!

Prove Juice=Soap

Prove Juice=Soap
Tintumon : From Newton's 2nd law,
F=MA.
Now multiply 'A' on both sides.
Then,
FA=MAA.
'FA' is a soap and 'MAA' is juice
Hence proved.

Interview With Sugathakumari

Tintumon was writing exam...
Question : "Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari."
Tintumon Utharamezhuthi...
Njan : Namaskaram teacher, njan teacherumayi oru interview nadathan vannathanu.
Sugathakumari : Samayamilla mone... poyittu pinne vaa...
Njan : Sari teacher...

Ninte Montha Kandal...

Wife : Purakil irikkunnavan enne thondunnu.
Tintumon : Nee onnu thirinju nokku.
Wife : Enthina ?
Tintumon : Ninte montha kandal pinne avan thondilla!!!

Vyathyasam

Teacher : Tintumonu neendhal ariyaamo?
Tintumon : Illa.
Teacher : Kashtam! pattikalkkupolum neenthal ariyam, ava ninnekkal ethra bhedhamanu!
Tintumon : Mashinu neendhan ariyaamo?
Teacher : Pinne.. Ariyam.
Tintumon : Appol pattiyum mashum thammilentha vyathiyasam...!

Plastic Surgery

Tintumon Doctorodu : Plastic sugery cheyyan ethra roopayakum?
Doctor : 50000 roopa.
Tintumon : Any discount?
Doctor : No.
Tintumon : Plastic njan konduvannalo...?

Nercha

Appan : Mone, ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu.
Tintumon : Chathichallo appa, Ente mone Pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva...!

Dedication

Tintumon called FM radio & said,
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13, Halls rd, Kannur..."
Radio Jocky : How honest..., So you want to return his purse...?
Tintumon : No..., I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.!

Only After Marriage...!

Tintumon and his girl friend were sitting in a lonely garden...
Tintumon started touching the girl friend...
Girl Friend : Don't touch me, all this only after marriage...
Tintumon : OK, call me after your marriage...!

Coin Njan Idaam...!

A girl checks her weight - 58 kg,
she removed chappals - 56 kg,
then bag - 53 kg,
then shall - 52 kg,

But coin theernu...

Pirakil Ninna Tintumon  :
"you carry on, coin njan idaam.!"

Viswasam...!

Police kallanaya Tintuvinodu : Nee ippozhum ottakkano moshanam?
Tintumon : Athe sir, ikkalath oruthaneyum viswasikkan pattilla...!

Great Love Messege and Reply

Tintumon's girlfiend messages him.

"If you are sleeping send me your dreams,
 if you are crying send me your tears,
 if you are laughing send me your laughter".

Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..

Njan Late Aakum... Nee Kazhicho...!

Tintumonum wifum thammil pinangi...Tintumon wifinu phone cheyyunnu...
Tintumon : Rathri enthadi kazhikkaan...?
Wife : Visham.!!!
Tintumon : Njan late aakum... Nee kazhichu kidanno...!

Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol Mindaruthu...!

Tintumonum Achanum Bhakshanam Kazhickkumbol..

Tintumon : Achaa oru kaaryam parayan undayirunnu.
Achan : Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu.

Bhakshanam Kazhicha Shesham...

Achan : Ini para entha parayaan ullathu....?
Tintumon : Achante food il oru puzhu chathu kidakkunnundayirunnu...!

Pashuvinte Colour

Tintumon : Ningalude Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…?
Pathros Chettan : Athu Jersy aanu.
Tintumon : Oho! Jersy aano? Njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu.!

Silence Please

Tuttumol : Sarkar officil "silence please", ennezhuthi vechirikkunnath enthina..?
Tintumon : Avideyullavarude urakkam kalayaathirikkaan...!

Karendum Kaattum

Teacher : Karendum Kaattum thammilulla bandhamenth?
Tintumon : Kaattadichal karendu povum, karandadichal kaattum povum.!

Sradha

Ammavan : Tppu Sulthan aaraa?
Tintumon : Ariyilla.
Ammavan : Padithathil sradhikkanam!

Tintumon : Babu uncle aaraa?
Ammavan : Ariyilla.
Tintumon : Ammayiye sradhikkanam.!!!

Sathyathinte Vila

Tintumon : Njann innale cricket bat kondu T.V thalli pottichu, Achan chodichappol njaana cheythathu ennum paranju, Pakshe achan enne onnum cheythilla.!
Teacher : Kando..., athaa sathyathinte vila.!
Tintumon : Kuntham... appozhum cricket bat ente kayyil thanne undarunnu, athaa Achan onnum mindathirunnathu...!

Leave

Pattalakkaranaya Tintumon Officerodu : Sir, enikku leave venam.
Officer : Leave enthinaa?
Tintumon : Ente bharya prasavichu.
Officer : Kallam, nee nattil poyittu 2 varsham ayi, pinne engane bharya prasavikum...
Tintumon : Athu chodikana njan pokunnathu.!

Muttuvin Thurakkappedum

Father : Muttuvin thurakkappedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam?
Tintumon : Annu 'calling bell' illayirunnu Father...!!!

Prachodanam

Ottamalsarathil first prize kittiya Tintumonodu News Reporter : "Ningalkku prachodanam nalkunnathu aaranu?"
Tintumon : "Bharya..., Swarnnam kittiyillenkil kalu thalli odikkumennaa avalu paranjirikkennea...!"

Love Marriage or Arranged Marriage

Teacher : Which one you like, love marriage or arranged marriage?
Tintumon : Love marriage.
Teahcher : Why?
Tintumon : A known Devil is better than an unknown Ghost.!

How do you do?

An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English Man : Good morning, how do you do?
Tintumon : Usually we remove the underwear and then do, how do you do?

Sisters

Father to Tintumon : Why can you not think every girl as your sister?
Tintumon : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

Veedinte Vilakku

Sandhya aayappol Tintumon theepettiyumay Tuttumolude adutheeku...
Tuttumol :.Amme, they ee Tintumon enne kathiykkan varunnu.
Amma : Eda, neeyente kayyeennu medikkum.
Tintumon : Ammayalle kurachu nerathe paranjathu, ivalaanu ee veedinte vilakkennu...!

Group Photo

Classil group photo eduthathinu shesham athu vangan motivate cheyyunna Teacher : Valuthayi kazhiyumbol ningal ithinte vila ariyum. Annu ningal parayum, "Ithu Ramu, ivan innu doctor aanu. Ithu raju, ivan ippol Americayil aanu."
Udane Tintumon : " Ithu Teacher, Talla tattippoyi...!!!"

Tintumonte Ragging

Tintumon captured a junior student for ragging and gave him a box and said :
"Da idhil onnu mudhal 6 vare ezhudhiya papers und...nee ithil onnedukkanam."
Student : "Appol?"
Tintumon : "If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, ninne njangal idichu pappadamakkum...
Student : Appol 6 kittiyal?
Tintumon : Appol nammal veendum kalikkum...!!!

Freez Aakatha Liquid

Teacher : "Freeze aakatha oru liquidinte peru parayoo."
Tintumon : "Chooduvellam.!"

Stiching

Kaalu Murinju Hospitalil stich idan chenna Tintumon : Fees Ethrayakum, Doctor?
Doctor : 1500 Roopa.
Tintumon : Veruthe 2 stich itta mathi, embroidary work onnum venda.!

Dosa

Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated.

Tintumon : Dosa...!!!

Current Connection

Vaccum cleaner vilkunna oru salesman oru  divasam Tintumonte veettiil vannu dooril mutti.!
Door thuranna Tintumon : Endha?
Marupadi parayathe ayal veetinakathekku kayari. Living roomil oru cover - Chanakavum, chaliyunm ittu. Enittu paranju ee vaccum cleanr kondu ithu 10 secondinullil clean cheyyan kazhinjillenkil njan ithu nakki thinnum.!
Tintumon : Thaniku chappathiyo matto veno koode kazhikkan?
Salesman : Athentha?
Tintumon : Ivide current connection illa. . .!!!

In Coffee Shop

Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee, how wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.!

TintuMon : Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup, how wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

Ishtappetta Song

Teacher : Tintuvinu ettavum ishtamulla song ethanu?

TintuMon : Jana Gana Mana…

Teacher : Athentha angane?

TintuMon : Athu padi kazhinjal school vidum.!

Kumbasaram

Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?
Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa...!

SI Tintumon

Tintumon stationil choodayi irikkumbol oru sthree compliantumayi vannu.

Women: Ente bharthavu kadalil meen pidikkan poyittu 2 divasamayi, ithu vare thirichu vannitilla.

Tintumon : Meen pidikanalle poyadhu, 2 divasam koodi nee PACHAKKARI kootti thinno avan vannolum...!

Exam Tension

Teacher : Tintu, Why are you under tension? did you forget your hall ticket?

Tintumon : "No"

Teacher : ID or Calculator..?

Tintumon : "No teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam's bit today...!!!"

Tintumon Mavil

Tintumon mavil kayarunnathu kanda vazhipokkan :
"Mone aa mavil mangayillallo!"

Tintumon :
"Saaramilla, njan mukalil ethumbolekkum undayikkolum.!"

Scratch & Read

Tintumon examinu answers onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi,
"Scratch gently to read the answer"

Shivanum Ganapathiyum

Tintumon ennum Shivane thozhan pokum. Oru divasam poojari Shivane maatti Ganapathiye vachu.
Tntumon : Mone, pappayodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu...

Ambalathil Ninnum Vanna Tintumon

Ambalathil Ninnum Vanna Tintumon : Ammayude peril oru pushpanjali kazhichu.
Achan : Appol ente perilo?
Tintumon: Ramettante kadayil ninnum porottayum chikanum kazhichu...!

Tintumon Doctorude Aduth

Tintumon : Doctor njan 7 manikku onninu povum.
Doctor : Athinentha?
Tintumon : Njan 8 manikku randinu povum.
Doctor : Athinu, athu ellavarum cheyyunnathalle?
Tintumon : But doctor, njan 10 manikka eneekkunne...!!!

Native Place

Teacher : Tintumon, Where is your native place?
Tintumon : Checkoslovakia.
Teacher : Tell me the spelling...
(Kure neram alochichathinu sesham)
Tintumon : Patticheeee...!!! My native place is GOA...

Nokia

Gulfil Ninnu Maman : Ninakku entha vendath?
Tintumon : Mobile phone mathi mamaa...
Snehathode Maman : NOKIA mathiyo da kuttaa...?
Tintumon : Nokiya porada pattee, Vaanganam...!

Tintumon Vazhipadu Counteril

Tintumon Ambalattile Vazhipadu Counter Q vil..
Munnile Uncle : Shambhu, Thiruvatira; Oru Paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, Break Dance; Oru Chickenbiriyani...!

Day!!!

English Teacher : Give some examples using day.
Appukkuttan : Annual Day
Thomasukutty : Birthday
Tintumon: "Enthuvaaday"

1000 Roopa

1000 /- രൂപക്ക് എന്തു വാങ്ങിച്ചാലും ഒരു സാരി ഫ്രീ!

അടുത്ത ദിവസം കടയില്‍ ബഹളം!

ടിന്റുമോന്‍ 1000/- രൂപയ്ക്കു ചില്ലറ വാങ്ങിച്ചു സാരി വേണമെന്നു പറഞ്ഞു ബഹളം വക്കുന്നു...  

Professor

Professor : What is "attention deficit hyperactive disorder"?
Tintumon : "JIMBALAKKADI BAMBA"
Professor : I don't understand anything.
Tintumon : Same to you...

Tintumon Rocks

Tintumonte Prarthana

Tintumonum Auto Driverum

Tintumon Auto Driverodu: Town vare pokumo?
Driver: Pokum…
Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???

Condom Ennal?

Tintumon: Appooppa "condom" ennal entha?
Appooppan: Podaa...poyirunnu padikku, enikk athonnum ariyilla.
Titntumon: Athupara... chummathalla ammoomma 10 pettathu!!!

Kili Polathe Pennu

Tintumon friendinu vendi pennu kaanikkan koode poyi...
Pennu kandu kazhinjathinu shesham
Friend: Neeyalleda paranjathu pennu kili kili poleyundu ennu...
Tintumon: Athe entha ipo prashnam?
Friend: Aval karuthu kaakaye pole undeda.
Tintumon: Kaakayenthaa kiliyalle??

Mistake

Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake"
Tintumon: "I was made by a mistake"

Chicken Biriyani

Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.
Tintumon : "Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla"
Dundumol : "Enthu patti ?"
Tintumon : "Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …"

Exclamatory Sentence

English teacher:"a beautiful young girl is walking down the road", change this to exclamatory sentence.

Tintumon:"aliya!!! oru charak ponu da!!!"