Ente Hridhayam Ambalam Alla

Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : "Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla... kayari ponnolu...!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

English Grammer Class

Tintumon : I am sleep with dad last night.
Teacher corrects him : No..no..I slept with dad last night.
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Tintumon : So.. you came after I slept..?

Teacharude Maravi

Tintumon : Amme... teacherkku bhayankara maraviya...
Amma : Athentha...?
Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu aranennu.!!

Child Marriage

Teacher : Whom do you hate most?
Tintumon : Raja Ram Mohan Roy.
Teacher : Oh God! Y do you hate him?
Tintumon : He abolished Child Marriage!!!!!!!!

Maths

Teacher : "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"
Tintumon : "A wrong answer."

Tintumonte Chenda

Tintumon : Achaa.., Enikkoru chenda vangi tharumo?
Achan : Illa, nee athu kondu mattullavare shalyam cheyyum.
Tintumon : Illacha..., njan athu ellavarum urangiyaale edukkathollu...!

Mottennu Viriyathaval

UKG-yil padikunna Tintumonod LKG-yil padikunna Pinkimol : "I Love you Da.."
Tintumon : Pha...dash mole.! Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njanenthu cheyyana...

Worst Youth

Tintumon : The youth nowadays are getting Worse!!
Friend : Why do you say that?
Tintumon : When I was in Temple, a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarathi. I was shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Sambhavam

Teacher : Tintumon, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon : Njan!!!

Kudamattam

Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna Tintumonodu Achan : Engottadaa ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrissur poorathinu povaa... avide kuda maatamundennu kettu, ee kuda maarikitumonu nokkatte.!

Tintumon's Essay on "Cow"

(Please read at your own risk, you may forget your english by the time you finish reading this!)
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Tintumon's Essay on "Cow" :
"He is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two are forward and two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to the basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It has tail situated in the backyard and has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after the death.

Definition of Chammal

Definition of chammal (by Master Tintumon) :
"Chammal is the Vingal of the mind & Mangal of the face..!"

Njanum Thottu..!!

Tintumon : Acha.., Ente classile Thomas examinu thottu.
Achan : Athil athishayikan onumila, avante achanum oru marakazhuthayaa...
Tintumon : Njanum thottu..!!

O.P Counter

O.P counteril irikkunna Tintumon patientinodu : Entha peru?
Patient : U.T.Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyar!
Tintumon :Shashi ennu vilikkum, appo vannonam...!

Science Exam

Science examinu zero mark kittiya Tintumonod Achan : Enthu pattiyedaa?
Tintumon : Acha... Shasthram jayichu, manushyan thottu.!!

Quatation Team

Teacher : Krishnane vadhikkuvaan Kamsan Asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnum namuku enthu manasilakkam?
Tintumon : Annum "Quatation Team" undayirunnu ennu manassilakkam!!!

Laziness

In English exam there was an essay writing, titled, what is laziness?
Tintumon left 3Pages blank & wrote in the end, "This is laziness"!

Sagar Alias Jacky

Marubhoomiyil vech tintumon oralod : Ningalano Sagar Alias Jacky?
Man : YES, engane manasilay?
Tintumon : Marubhoomiyil vere aara raincoat ittondu nadakkuka?!!!

Why Are You Late?

Teacher : Why are you late? Ninte koottukaroke krithya samayathu vannalo.!
Tintumon : Sir, "POTHUKAL" koottamayittu varum, but "SIMHAM" ottaykke varoo...

A Sad Love Letter

Ente sneham Nee thiricharinjilla….
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Superman-te padamula ente rubber, Donald duck water bottle...
Ellam potte..., Ente A B C D ezhutiya 4 line book vare njan thanile...?
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Ennitum Nee matram... Nee matram poyi...
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Onnam Classilekk..
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UKG supli ezhutan tintumonte jeevitham iniyum baki.

With a broken heart,
Ennum Ennum ninte...

Tintumon UKG B.

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Tuttumol Std 1B.

Who Killed the Cat?

English Teacher : Who killed the cat?
Begin this sentence with "by"...
Tintumon : By the by, who killed the cat?

Tintumon Chayakkadayil

Tintumon : Ee flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum?
Waiter : 5 glass kollum.
Tintumon : Ennal 2 kattan, 1 without, 2 light!!!

Smoking

Tintumon was smoking in front of his father..
Friend Askd : Are you smoking infront of your father?
Tintumon : Achanalle, petrol pump onnum allallo...??!!

Pendrive

Teacher : Oru sthree Vandi Odikunnu, Ennu Ottavaakkil Engane Parayum?
Tintumon : PENDRIVE..!!

Lipstick and FeviQuick

Achan : Ninte amma entha innu mindaathirikkunne?
Tintumon : Amma Lipstick chodichu, njan FeviQuick koduthu..!

Leek

Kazhuthinu Operation Kazhinja Tintu Doctorodu : Doctor, Kurachu Vellam...
Doctor : Oh! Dhahikunnundalle?
Tintumon : Alla, "Leekundo Ennu Nokkana..."!

Raasavaakyam

Teacher to Tuttumon : What is "Al2 O3"?
Tuttumon : "Alumina"
Then Teacher to Tintumon : What is "Fe2 O3"?
Tintumon : "Filomina"

Pradima

Tintumon : Chettanaano aa karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude pradima undaakkiyathu?
Artist : Kazhuthe..Karimpu thinnunna kuttiyo? Odakuzhal vaayikkunna Krishnanaada athu..!!

I Miss You

Once Tintu's teacher sent a message to him : "I Miss You"
Tintumon thinked for a long time and replied : "I Student You"

Surprise

Tintumon : Amme, enikkoru aniyathiye venam.
Amma : Eda, ninte achan gulfilalle, achan varumbol namukku parayaam...
Tintumon : Athu pattilla, achan varumbol oru surprise aakatte.!

Quotes

I like to walk in the rain, so nobody sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Master Tintumon

Ente Seat

Bussil Oral : Ithu ente seat aanu, njaan oru towel evide ittirunnu...
Tintumon : Enkil oru double mundu bussinte mukalil ittal bus ninte akumallo...!

Tintumon's First Interview

Interviewer : Tell me opposite words.. "Cool"
Tintumon : "Hot"

Interviewer : "Girl"
Tintumon : "Boy"

Interviewer : "India"
Tintumon : "Pakistan"

Interviewer : "Good Keep it up"
Tintumon : "Bad Put it down"

Interviewer : "Stop It"
Tintumon : "Start that"

Interviewer : "Idiot Get Out"
Tintumon : "Clever Come in"

Interviewer : "Oh my God"
Tintumon : "Oh your devil"

Interviewer : "I rejected You"
Tintumon : "You appointed Me"

Kuliseen

Tintumon veettile velakkari kulikkunnathu ethinokkunnathu kandappol Amma : DAA...!
Tintumon : Shhh!! ocha undakkathe, aval nammude soap edukkunnundo ennu nokkuvaa..."

Vedimarunnu

Tintumon medical shopil :
Tintumon: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?
Salesman : Ella manunnum kittum.
Tintumon : Ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa...!

Tintumon In Govt. Hospital

Govt. Hospitalil admittaya Tintumonodu : Enganeyundu ividem?
Tintumon : Onnum parayanda, moottakal kadichu pidichillaayirunnenkil kothukukal enneyum kondu poyene...!

Tintumon's Answer Sheet

Tintumonte Answer Sheet

Q 1. Changathi nannaayaal.........?
Ans. Changathikku kollam...!

Q 2. Mookkilla rajyathu.............?
Ans. Jaladhosham illa...!

Pichakkaran

Pichakkaran : "Ammaa..., vallathum tharane...! Enikku samsaarikkaan kazhiyilla... oru ooma aane..."
Tintumon : "Adutha veettil poyi chodikk... enikku chevi kelkkilla...!!"

Bus Accident

Flash News : College bus marinju oru girls collegile teachers ulppede 27 perkku parikku...!!...Bike-il povukayayirunna "Tintumone" kaanan eallavarm valathu vashatheakku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam eannu sakshikal paranju...!!!

Aaril Anju Poyal..?

Maths Teacher : "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum?"
Tintumon : "Anjuvinte shavam kittum. Avalku neenthan ariyathathaa...!"

Tintumon - The Poet

"Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyoo..."
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"Tintumon - The Poet"

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Samshayam.

Tintumon : Achaa.., oru samshayam.
Achan : Enthadaa..?
Tintumon : Vayasakumpol manushyarkku chevi kelkkathe varumo.?
Achan : Vayasayal chilarku chevi kelkkathe varum.. Entha karyam..?
Tintumon : Oru cycle venamennu 2 maasamayi parayunnu... Ivide aarum ath kelkkunnilla..!!

Tintumonte Rosham

Njan karanju, oruthanum enthe kannuneer kandilla...
Enikkoru vishamam vannu, oruthanum enthe vedhana kandilla....
Enikku santhosham vannu, oruthanum enthe chiri kandilla...
Pakshe njan oru penninte koode nadannu... aa nimisham sakala nayinte makkalum athu kandu..!!

Tintumonte Kozhi

Tuttumon : Nee enthina karayunne??
Tintumon : Ente kozhi chathu poyi.
Tuttumon : Ente achan marichappol polum njaa karanjilla
Tintumon : Ninte achan mutta idumayirunondaa...?

Ullile Sneham

Tintumon oru Penkuttiyod : Ennodu sneham undekil nale nee white dress ittu varanm.
Piettenu penkutti black dress ittu vannu...
Tintumon : Avalkk ennodu Ullil sneham und, aval kuninjappol njan kandu.

Tintumon's English

Tintumon only speaks English at house, a conversation between Tintumon and Mom :
"Mother you marry the cow I will rotate it."
He meant.....(Amma pashuvine kett, njan karakkaam)

Helicopter Dosa

Tintumon and Dundumol are in a hotel.
Waiter : What do you want?
Dundumol : I need a plane dosa.
Tintumon thinks for a while and then said : Well! I'll take helicopter dosa.!

Punishment

Dundumon is laughing in the class.
Teacher : y r u laughing??
Dundumon : I saw 1 strip of ur bra...
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 week.
Then Tuttumon started laughing....
Teacher : Hey y r u laughing?
Tuttumon : I saw both strips of ur bra..
Teacher : Shut up and get out from the class for 1 month...
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK,
Tintumon started walking out of the class...
Teacher : Where r u going???
Tintumon : I think my school days r over.!!!

Gum

Vazhiyorathu gum vilikunna aal : Enthu pottiyalum ottichu tharum kadannu varoo, kadannu varoo...
Tintumon : Padakam pottiyal ottichu tharumo???

Car Break

Tintumon speedil car oadikkumpol Tintumonte Achan : Enthinada ithrayum speed?
Tintumon : Carinte break poyi, namukk accident aavunnathinu munpu veettilethan nokkaam...!

English Grammer

Tintumon : Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher : Tintumon, "MAY I" go to the toilet?
Tintumon : But I asked first!

Tintumon Rhymes

A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Cheriya Apple
D for Dunduvinte Apple
E for Ente Swantham Apple
F for First Paranjille Aaa Apple

Kanjikal

Teacher : Kanjikal ennu paranjal aara?
Tintumon :100 msg ayachittum 1 reply polum cheyatha aal.
Teacher : Very good, oru example para.
Tintumon : "Saarinte Mol.".

Chattukam

Classil urangunna Tintumonodu Teacher : Ooshmav alakkunna upakaranam etha...?
Tintumon : Chattukam.
Teacher : Njan entha chodichath?
Tintumon : Uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher...?

Kalyanam Kazhikkanam

Tintumon : Achaa..., enikku ini kalyanam kazhikkaathe schoolil pokaan pattilla..
Achan : Athenthaada?
Tintumon : Maashu paranju achanaayittallaathe ini schoolinte padi nee chavutti pokaruthennu..!

Traffic Jam

Nadu-roadil Tintuvinte bike kedayi, roadil traffic jam..!!
Police: : "Keradaa... jeepil"
Tintumon : Venda Sir, Njan autokku poykkolam...!

Wedding Ring

On a romantic day Tintumon's Girlfriend asks him :
"Darling on our wedding day will you give me a ring??"
Tintumon : "Ya, sure, From Land line or Mobile Phone ??"

Pencil in Horlicks Bottle

Tintumon puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle..
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Sign Board

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He Wrote : "Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

Driving School

Tintumon driving padikkan poyi.
Driving seatil irikkunna Tintumonodu gearil pidichukondu aashan : First engottaa..??
Tintumon : First mamante veettil pokam!!!

Handwriting

Teacher to Tintumon : So, Tintumon, tell me, what can you do, that other people can't?
Tintumon : Ahh... well, I can read my own handwriting!

Psychotherapist

Tintumon goes to library and asks a book "Psycho-the-Rapist"
Librarian search a while and shouted........
.........Rascal,... the book is called "PSYCHOTHERAPIST".

Grandfather Dead

Tintumon calls newspaper to print death of his grandpa.
Clerk : Rs 50 per word.
Tintumon  : Grandpa dead.
Clerk : Sorry minimum 5 words.
Tintumon : Grandpa dead, wheelchair for sale.

Blood Donation

Tintumon donated blood to a pregnant woman...
After delivery tintumon went to husband and said "Congrats ..Nannayi nokkane, ente choryaa...."

Love Letter and Reply

To ,
Baby Tintu Mol,
UKG A.

Dear,
Me love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You know, I no live without you. I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango tree. You no come, I jump train. Sure come...

Yours lovely,
Titntu Mon
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Reply...by Baby Tintu Mol.

Darling, your letter Dady see. Dady beat me, beat me, so many beat me. I cry, I cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. Me love you too. See you another day. I no red frock. Only green.

Tintumon Kulathil

Kulathil veena Tintumone aaro rakshichu.
Ayalodu Tintumon : Edo..., Thanano enne rakshichadhu...?
Ayal : Adhe.
Tintumon : Engil parayado koppe, ente oru cherippevide?...!!!

Message Sending Failed

Tuttumon : Nale Class Test und ennu paranju tuition teacher message ayachittund, enthu cheyyanam?
Tintumon : "Message sending failed" ennu thirichu ayachekk...!

Father's Name

Teacher : What is your father's name?
Tuttumon : T.V. Krishnan
Dundumon : A.C. Abraham
Tintumon : Fridge Sasi
                (ini njanayittu kurakkunnilla)

Food and Accommodation

Teacher : Food ennal Bhakshanam, Accommodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food and Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon : Bhakshanam Thamasikkum...!!!

Eduthal Pongathathu

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda Father : Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?!!
Tintumon : Eduthaal pongaathathukondalle  acho... valichondu pokunne.!!!

Shardhi..!

Tintumonodu Doctor : Shardhikkaan Varunnundo..?
Tintumon : Njan Varunnilla... Doctor Pokkolu...!!!

Cheetha Koottukettu

Oru divasam Achan Tintumonodu : Da... nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu.. enthadaa ithu..??
Tintumon : Ellaam cheetha koottukettu kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar..., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!.

Suicide

Thoongi chaavan poya Tintumon kayar potti thazhe veenu.
Pottiya kayarileku nokki dheshythode Tintumon : Ho, pandaram... ippo thazhe veenu chathene..!!!

Motta

Teacher : Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon : Physics Miss, English Miss, Maths Miss, Social Miss!!!

Train

Lady : Is this my train?
Tintumon : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Tintumon : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.!!!

AMMA

Achan : Amma paranjal nee anusarikkilla alledaa.??
Tintu Mon : Njan THILAKAN FANaaa...!